The 516,649 post thread

[SFfencer]

pours melted butter on the popcorn.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

AHHHHH You poured butter on MY floor?

O-well, *starts eating floor corn*

[SFfencer]

Would you like some caramel on that popcorn?

[fences_like_a_lemur]

*does a flying tackle to get the caramel from SF*

Wow...I can fly!

*gets up*

Uhh SF, why isn't this the dulce de'leche version? I only have the dulce de'leche version in my kitchen... Are you smuggling food goods into my mansion?

[SFfencer]

Hey! I only offered, I wasn't going to pour it on the floor.

*Gets up*

yes, I've got a whole backpack full of food.

[SFfencer]

come on people!
we need more posts.
come on...

[ParryRiposte]

FOR SCOTLAND!!! AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!

*runs into kitchen and attacks the pantry*

[ParryRiposte]

Come on, dammit! We need more people to help us! Why won't the creepy balkan come in here?

We're screwed! Need more weed, beer, home boy, whatever! (I wonder if those would, in fact, help us...)

[ParryRiposte]

*sings*

Well, in eighteen and fourteen we took a little trip
along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans,
And we caught the bloody British near the town of New Orleans.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well, I see'd Mars Jackson walkin down the street
talkin' to a pirate by the name of Jean Lafayette
He gave Jean a drink that he brung from Tennessee
and the pirate said he'd help us drive the British in the sea.

The French said Andrew, you'd better run,
for Packingham's a comin' with a bullet in his gun.
Old Hickory said he didn't give a damn,
he's gonna whip the britches off of Colonel Packingham.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well, we looked down the river and we see'd the British come,
and there must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
while we stood by our cotton bales and didn't say a thing.

Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
if we didn't fire a musket til we looked 'em in the eyes.
We held our fire til we see'd their faces well,
then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave 'em hell.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well, we fired our cannon til the barrel melted down,
so we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls and powdered his behind,
and when they tetched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.

We'll march back home but we'll never be content
till we make Old Hickory the people's President.
And every time we think about the bacon and the beans,
we'll think about the fun we had way down in New Orleans.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin,
But there wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast the hounds couldn't catch 'em
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
But there wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Hey! I only offered, I wasn't going to pour it on the floor.

*Gets up*

yes, I've got a whole backpack full of food.

Well why didn't you just say that you were smuggling food? *psst* What all do you have in that backpack?

[Rabid Monk]

In May of nineteen forty-one the war had just begun
The Germans had the biggest ship that had the biggest guns
The Bismark was the fastest ship that ever sailed the seas
On her deck were guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees

Out of the cold and foggy night came the British ship the Hood
And evry British seaman, he knew and understood
They had to sink the Bismark, the terror of the sea
Stop those guns as big as steers and those shells as big as trees

We'll find that German battleship thats makin' such a fuss
We gotta sink the Bismark 'cause the world depends on us
Hit the decks a-runnin' boys and spin those guns around
When we find the Bismark we gotta cut her down

The Hood found the Bismark and on that fatal day
The Bismark started firin' fifteen miles away
We gotta sink the Bismark was the battle sound
But when the smoke had cleared away
The mighty Hood went down

For six long days and weary nights they tried to find her trail
Churchill told the people "Put ev'ry ship a-sail"
'Cause somewhere on that ocean I know she's gotta be
We gotta sink the Bismark to the bottom of the sea

We'll find that German battleship thats makin' such a fuss
We gotta sink the Bismark 'cause the world depends on us
Hit the decks a-runnin' boys and spin those guns around
When we find the Bismark we gotta cut her down

The fog was gone on the seventh day and they saw the mornin' sun
Ten hours away from homeland the Bismark made its' run
The admiral of the British fleet said "Turn those bows around"
We found that German battleship and we're gonna cut her down

The British guns were aimed and the shells were comin' fast
The first shell hit the Bismark, they knew she couldn't last
That mighty German battleship is just a memory
"Sink the Bismark" was the battle cry that shook the seven seas

We found that German battleship was makin' such a fuss
We had to sink the Bismark 'cause the world depends on us
We hit the decks a-runnin' and we spun those guns around
Yeah, we found the mighty Bismark and then we cut her down

We found that German battleship was makin' such a fuss
We had to sink the Bismark 'cause the world depends on us
We hit the decks a-runnin' and we spun those guns around
We found the mighty Bismark and then we cut her down

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Is this the singing thread now? The next person to sing is going to get shot through the nose by one angry lemur...now get work and start posting more posts! We have a goal to reach...*pulls out big huge whip*...*snap* MOVE IT! NOW!

[the maple epee]

~LEMUR DON'T YOU TELL ME NO LIE~

Lemur don't you tell me no lie
Lemur here's the reason why
I've been everywhere, and seen everything
So Lemur don't you tell me no lie

Lemur don't you talk no trash
Unless you've got some cash
Cause it's always been told, I love my gold
Lemur don't you tell me no lie

I was out the other night
For everything was all right
But what did I do, but run smack into you
Lemur don't you tell me no lie

Now I'm ready to fight
Cause I thought that you would do right
But you have broken your vow and look at you now
Lemur don't you tell me no lie

Lemur if you gonna get high
And think you're gonna lie
You'd better not drink, you better stop and think
Lemur don't you tell me no lie

Lemur this is the end
But you can still be my friend
Though you went ahead and laughed when I said
Lemur don't you tell me no lie

Lemur? Don't you hear me? Lemur don't you tell me no lie!

[Rabid Monk]

Round and round the mulberry bush
The Monk chased the Lemur,
The Lemur *popped* and nobody cared,
Three cheers for the Monk man!

[the maple epee]

Hold on a sec, I've got some Lemur on me.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

*shoots Maple*

*shoots Monk*

*empties the rest of the clip on Maple*

*resurrects Monk*

I'm really going to try and pretend that that didn't happen... I think I'm going to go and watch TV now...*pulls out a knife and throws it a Monk, impaling his black heart*

[Rabid Monk]

*Inserts curved bone through the hole in his nose.*
*Eats the knife*

[the maple epee]

I'm going hot-tubbing with supermodels. Care to join me Monk?

[Rabid Monk]

Gladly!

Just help me move Lemur's T.V. out to where we can watch from the hot tub.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

*quickly bolts the TV down to the ground and wall*

HAHA!

And Maple, who gave you permission to come to my house? I thought you were still in your hovel drawing on the walls with crayons...