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  1. 04-20-2007 01:33 AM #721
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    Quote Originally Posted by fences_like_a_lemur View Post
    RabidMonk, care to join me for a drink while we ponder what to do to save the world from Wes watching a chick flick?
    Gladly! I daresay the drinks shall provide all the answers we need!
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  2. 04-20-2007 01:40 AM #722
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    Ah ParryRiposte! I'm glad you showed up when you did!

    Rabid Monk and I were just sitting down for a nice drink. Care to join us?

    As for this dilemma with Wes, I think we should all just move to Elysium and get an apartment there.
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  3. 04-20-2007 01:42 AM #723
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    Don't mind if I do. *lays down on floor*

    But everything's on fire there, it's too hot! I suggest somewhere like anti-hell. Wherever that is.

    Do we have a record player in here? I want music.
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  4. 04-20-2007 01:45 AM #724
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    What?!?! Elysium doesn't have anything hellish or hot...it's lots of tranquil fields that were all nice until a bunch of you came and messed it up by killing people...
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  5. 04-20-2007 01:46 AM #725
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    Well that's what I originally thought, but then everyone kept saying it was an inferno. I wouldn't be adverse to the idea of moving into a nice house in the Underworld... sans the bodies.
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  6. 04-20-2007 06:17 AM #726
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    *Phone rings, it's Maple*

    Hey! Why don't y'all come down to my penthouse in the underworld? Plenty of brewskis for all...
    Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees
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  7. 04-20-2007 11:10 PM #727
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    I'll go if lemur goes... I don't want to be all alone with a scary epeeist leaf...

    Oh, what the hell. I can defend myself. *caps self in head, dies, goes to the Elysium Penthouse* Sweet... how do you get a place like this?
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  8. 04-20-2007 11:44 PM #728
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParryRiposte View Post
    . *appears at random in middle of room and whacks Chaos over the head with a beer bottle* Hey! Be nice to homeless people!
    YES MOMMY!!
    And the best way i think is to become a god or goddess...or be nice to them..or defeat them in hand to hand combat..honeslt,y i got lost somehwhere around when i got shot...
    "If you can't beat 'em, hurt 'em"
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  9. 04-20-2007 11:52 PM #729
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    Ok, ok, fine. I adopt you as my son. Now I have liscence to beat you and not get in trouble with the law. It's for your own good, you know.

    Yes, I imagine it would be rather confusing being shot. Now are you coming? Shoot yourself, dammit!
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  10. 04-21-2007 12:20 AM #730
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParryRiposte View Post
    But everything's on fire there, it's too hot! I suggest somewhere like anti-hell. Wherever that is.
    Well, there is Zone 4 of the 9th Circle.
    It's definately not a flame pit.
    More like Antarctica on a bad day, sans penguins.
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  11. 04-21-2007 02:48 AM #731
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    OMG MADDOX IS AWESOME!
    i mean he;s not always right but still...

    *shoot self in foot*.....*does not scream in pain so he cna make his mommy proud*
    ANYTHING FOR MY MOMMY SO LONG SA I MUSNT FACE THE DRAGON KICK!
    *realizes he mnissed and hits his head*
    *is in hades*
    Last edited by The Chaotic Wind; 04-21-2007 at 02:51 AM.
    "If you can't beat 'em, hurt 'em"
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  12. 04-21-2007 12:18 PM #732
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    "Huh, that's weird. She did the dirty work for me by killing herself. Again. Oh well. Oh look, J Lo's angry at him. Oh look, now they made up. How do they come up with this stuff. It's so beautiful!" *Cries
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    Neinteen, will you go flirtying with me or if u do allow u kick my ass.
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  13. 04-21-2007 12:22 PM #733
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    *comes back momentarily and shoots Wes* Haha! Sucka! *shoots self again*
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  14. 04-21-2007 12:46 PM #734
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    (Tool time style.) What Parry Riposte doesn't know is that Westley had hooked himself up to a heart rate moitor and attached it to ten pounds of plastic explosive strapped to his chest.

    Big Boom!

    Now, In the Penthouse.

    "Mother****er! They were just about to tie things up in a predictable yet touching way! Damn you PR!"
    I'm not Random. I'm Abstract.
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  15. 04-21-2007 04:43 PM #735
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    Ah, welcome to my estate! *Guests start arriving from the penthouse in the real world to Maple's private country in the underworld via pure white, winged carriages*
    Come, come my friends! Feel free to make use of the top of the line amenities.
    *Pops golden cork on champaign bottle made of pure platinum and pours it into goblets of the pure sapphire*
    Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees
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  16. 04-21-2007 07:45 PM #736
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    *AF wakes up in his victorian manor*
    "Well that was definatley one of the most complex, odd dreams I have ever had. I'm going to go back to bed and dream some more".
    "But Holmes, what about the flocking cripples"?
    (Just untill Timo gets back) http://www.fencing.net/forums/chat/flashchat.php
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    so then this girl came up to me and she wa slike "hey aren't you that dude?" and i was like "yeah whatever"
    "If you can't beat 'em, hurt 'em"
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  18. 04-22-2007 01:07 PM #738
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    Hmm, Why did ParryRiposte have to go off and kill herself...now it's boring here.

    *takes a nap*
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  19. 04-22-2007 01:09 PM #739
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    *calls lemur from Hades* Lemur! Kill yourself so it's not so boring down here! Maple's trying to eat the microwave and it's scaring me...
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    And why would I want to kill myself in the afterlife? I'm much more content to 'live' here without maple than die and live somewhere else with maple...and anyways, Red Green is coming on!

    *sits down to watch Red Green on a 94' Plasma TV*
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