The 516,649 post thread

[Aussie_Fencer]

"this isnt hell, its Elysium. Silly goose. Oi, where is my chair"? says AF.

[ParryRiposte]

Naw, I think it's hell. Who could be more powerful then this guy here than Satan? *kisses lemur deeply* Whoa!!! Satan is a lemur!!!

[the maple epee]

It's snog not snoggle.

The reconection F.net's favorite couple causes a massive cosmic alignment which ruptures the bounds of hell and earth causing a tidal wave in the space time continuum which catapults everyone back to the penthouse for cookies and relaxation. Everyone, that is, except for Lemur and PR who are catapulted into a luxuriously appointed hotel room.

[ParryRiposte]

No, it's snoggle, as we've discussed previously on f.net.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

-Since AF is killed in Elysium, he is thrown down into the deepest and darkest pits of Hades-

*sitting in his Laz-E-Boy lawn chair in his luxurious manor* "Ah, this couldn't get much better than this ParryRiposte could it?"

"Athena! Could you please bring us some glasses and a nice vintage of ginger ale please? Thanks!"

*Looking at ParryRiposte*

"I wonder how the rest of the others are fairing?"

[ParryRiposte]

"...Laz-E-Boy lawn chair in his luxuriously manor..."

1.) Laz-E-Boy makes lawn chairs? Why would you have a lawn chair in your manor?

2.) "Luxuriously manor." You're almost as bad as Aussie!

...

*Athena (female), glaring, brings a bottle of ginger ale and glasses on her shield* It could get better, if we were in a particle accelerator. Everything's better in a particle accelerator.

Well, the others? Last time I checked, they were in a burning penthouse being attacked by an un-un-dead Ronald McDonald... I must say, what did we do to deserve all this? Isn't this too good to be true?

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Being that I'm the Grand Holy Roman Pope of Lawn Chairs, I of course have a Laz-E-Boy lawn chair custom made.

Thank You Athena! Now go back to your room... And ParryRiposte, I happen to have a particle accelerator in my basement -the coolest pick up line ever! -, want to go see?

[The Chaotic Wind]

Hey everyone I've got the cookies, except they were made during PMS about a minute after i left her to do battle in Hades...and while in my wlf alter presence i sorta shed everywhere...
It should be ok though i think, i mean just because the LSD stash is empty and Fred the pink elephant is tap dancing like maniac after suddenly exploding out of AF's head doesn't mean anything....wow i feel sorta weird..any body got any rum and coke? Is there a drinking age in Hades? Where is Hades anyways....
speaking of Hades is it me or is it hot?
Actually come to think of it I'm sorta cold...
ooooh...pretty lights......
OH SNAPS THE SKY IS BLEEDING!

[ParryRiposte]

I wonder how many girls a lemur could pick up by boasting about a particle accelerator... no doubt I'll be the only one.

Now, Chaos, I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this. Drugs have literally ruined your life. I used to think you were a really neat guy, but now... there's just something missing. You gotta stop, man. Do it for me.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Well, I think I've already picked up you with that catch phrase! As for how many other girls...it's probably a really small number.

And uh Chaotic, illegal drugs are illegal in Hades...under penalty or being neutered... And in Elysium, it's punishable by death. Sorry but it looks like something might be going bye bye...

[ParryRiposte]

You've actually got other girls with that pickup line? Wow... I thought I was just weird or something!

Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! I want to neuter him!

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Maybe I have...of course the Laz-E-Boy lawn chair might have done it also, it can be a little bit hard to tell at times.

I don't know...I was thinking maybe let Maple do it, but then again, after reading that English book for school about Queer Theory... Maybe I'll just pick BRITISH_Fencer for the job instead...

How is that penthouse doing? Anyone get killed in there yet?

[ParryRiposte]

You know what they say... chicks dig lawn chairs.

Nonono. Let me. I would take joy in it. It woud make me very, very happy.

Uh-oh... was that just a body I saw falling out the window?

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Oh ya! Chicks also dig floating luxurious manors that are Elysium!

Well alright, though I think we should do a democratic vote beforehand. All in favor? *Athena, Hades, Lemur, and ParryRiposte raise hands* All not in favor? *silence from the lambs that are in the pasture outside* Okay, I think it's official now!

I hope it was!!!!! *gets out binoculars to look* Nope...*looks depressed* ...it was just a rubber body bad getting thrown out the window. Don't know what was in it though, probably just some white trash such as paper or styrofoam.

[ParryRiposte]

...and tiny, wiry, furry guys that can't speak...

Woo! Yeah! *chases after Chaos with a pair of scissors* Don't look so amused, Aussie, you're next!

I dunno, it looked an awful lot like a fast-food clown. "Such as?" You mean there's more than one kind?

[Westley]

(We had a real plot going on for a while there- *weeps.*)

Westley walks into the room.

"PR. Have you no shame? After everything AF did for you? After the deep love he felt for you. After going into hades to save him- after all of that- you cap him in the head and run off with a lemur? I'm sorry, but I can't let that stand."

*Whips out a donkey penis.*

"Um... oops."

*Drops the penis and whips out a .45, blasting PR in the head until she's a headless twitching mass, and then reloading.

"Lemur, everyone else, if you have a problem with that, fine. It had to be done. Now let's watch Maid in Manhattan. J Lo is Soooo divine!"

[Rabid Monk]

"Where am I?" wonders RM, after having been MIA for a while.

He walks into a room and stumbles across a ghastly scene:

Westley watching a chick-flick!

<Somebody must do something!>, he thinks to himself. <But not me. I'm just a super hero. Bad taste is beyond my abilities to fix.>

<But I can clean up this mess, before it stains my cape.>

*picks up ParryRiposte's twitching body and puts it in the regenerator (now where did that come from?)*

[The Chaotic Wind]

Well at least i was saved form a crazy lady with scissors! I don't do drugs, theyre bad...and i thought she tought i was annoying...
PR PLEASE COME BACK!!! LIFE IS SO NON VIOLENT AND BORING WITHOUT YOU HERE!
*cracks a beer bottle over a homelessman's head*......ITS JUST NOT THE SAME!!!!
*does it again*...but its still fun. ^.^
now then, i do believe we've got some regenerating to do.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

*watchs as Wes shoots ParryRiposte*

No.....that was the best clone of her that my scientists made. *pulls out cell phone* Uh Hey, ParryRiposte? Uh ya, Wes just shot your clone; think you could make another one? Thanks! Bye. *hangs up* Wes, you are officially banned from coming onto the premise of my house under the authority of this here restraining order...

RabidMonk, care to join me for a drink while we ponder what to do to save the world from Wes watching a chick flick?

[ParryRiposte]

*answers phone from penthouse in Rome* Mhmm... Well why don't I come over in person? That would be much more fun. *appears at random in middle of room and whacks Chaos over the head with a beer bottle* Hey! Be nice to homeless people!

*hugs lemur* Hey there! Can I kill Wes? Please?