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[Westley]

(Gots to get off.)

[The Chaotic Wind]

*kies gf goodbye and goes to the underworld and arrives jsut in time to see PR get impaled*
Wow, you guys are lucky you chosegreek myth, my chracter is blessed by Apollo and Artemis sooooooo"
*tornado wraps around him (Lunas is his name btw), ice and fire both are in the storm, a bolt of lightning hit the center and there is a howl, Lunas appears, eyes glowing gold with silver pupils, poitned wolf ear,s and a silver tail, along with silver fur*
"Behold! The Blessing of the Twin Gods!"
Athena glares at Lunas and summons a ferocious beast and summons a titan in chains to do battle with him.
"Oh..this should eb fun
Lunas jumps forward and throws a torrent of freezing knives at the Titan, who then blocks with with his hand..oinly to have ti freeze and shatter into a thousand tiny pieces
"Lets make this quick, my gf went to the supermarket to get smore making materials and a bonfire isnt a bonfire without some people to roast marshmallows with.
*a lmassive lighitng bolt is shot from Lunas's hand and obliterates the titan.*
Now for Athene..
CLASS III ATTACK: WRATH OF THE GODS!
A storm of knives augmented wth fire ice lightning and wind (and jsut plain knives that can cut through anything) forms around Athena and ravages her.
The knives return to his hands and two long swords form, Sol, whose blade burns with the fire of the sun and Luna who has a freezing wind arua aroudn it, comeplete with an electric shock. None can wield these weapons other than Lunas else they will be cut/froze/shocked or burnt severely.
"LET US DANCE!"

[Aussie_Fencer]

AF decides that after fighting these villains for what seemed to be forever that it was time to pull out. H jumped into the air and flfew off towards the gates of Elysium.
"Back at last, and now hades will have no choice but to bring me back to life".
AF jumps throught the gate and goes back into the fiery pits of the hellish plane. As he decends he sees PR on the ground by Hades.
"but where is Athen... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!
AF sees Athena impale her with his spear. Memories flicker through his mind and rage starts to swell in his body. AF flys forward, ready to kill.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

The Grand Holy Roman Pope of Whatever-he-freaken-feels-like a.k.a. Lemur, desides to go for a nice walk out in the Fields of Elysium...much to his dismay however, there is a huge battle of the gods and mortals which is soiling the beautiful fields...

Hmm, I wonder why everyone is trying to kill each other? *looks down at tie dye shirt* Hmm, I wonder what they would all say if I bought them all tie dye shirts?!?!?!

*decides against it and pulls up a nice poofy La-Z-Boy lawn chair to watch the battle* You know, a nice cool lemonade would be nice right now...

[Westley]

"You're annoying." *shoots Chaotic in the head. He walks over to Athena, takes her in his arms, kisses her deeply, and then tosses her at the feet of Hades, who has appeared in a flash of fire.

"What is it you want with her?"

[fences_like_a_lemur]

AF sees Athena impale her with his spear.

Well, you know it's only been about a month since I last read Bulfinch's Mythology, but I was pretty sure that Athena was a girl...so is she borrowing some ones spear? Or does Aussie_Fencer just have the the same sized brain as the rest of those stupid BRITISH people?

[fences_like_a_lemur]

After seeing Wes shoot Chaotic, the Grand Holy Pope of Shooting-People-For-Fun decides to join in on the fun... *Lemur pulls out a gun and starts shooting at AF because he's really british and just wants to be cool*

[Westley]

Well, you know it's only been about a month since I last read Bulfinch's Mythology, but I was pretty sure that Athena was a girl...so is she borrowing some ones spear? Or does Aussie_Fencer just have the the same sized brain as the rest of those stupid BRITISH people?

Oh! Burned!!!!!

[Westley]

Wes notices Lemur out of the corner of his eye. No! He couldn't let AF just be casually shot after all this work to save them! Noooooooo!

Wes leaps heroically in front of her, whipping out dual berettas and blazing, slow-motion, doves flying between them as explosions go off randomly in the distance.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Oh! Burned!!!!!

Well that's what you get when you go skinny dipping in Hades...

[Westley]

*Lands in a pile next to AF. Gets up and yells at Lemur.

"What was that all about? I go and throw myself in harm's way and you don't even have the cojenes to hit anything? I just end up on the ground looking like a moron. I mean, honestly, what's that about?"

And then Wes looks up, and sees that Ronald McDonald had attempted to break free from the chains of the underworld by breaking through the portal- AF had put a cap in his ass.

"Oh. Good show." *Whips off codpiece and bones Athena again.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

"Oh, I'm sorry Wes...I just couldn't resist" ...*goes off to say 50 Hail Mary's for such an evil deed* "I hope you can forgive me Wes, as for you AF; STOP SKINNY DIPPING IN MY FREAKIN POOL..." ...*shoots at AF, again*

[Aussie_Fencer]

Well, you know it's only been about a month since I last read Bulfinch's Mythology, but I was pretty sure that Athena was a girl...so is she borrowing some ones spear? Or does Aussie_Fencer just have the the same sized brain as the rest of those stupid BRITISH people?

IM NOT BRITISH lol. whoops

[ParryRiposte]

*leaps up, rips out gag spear, gouges out Aussie's eyes* I love you not!

*grabs Lemur and runs and leaps onto La-z-boy* Mine! Where've you been, love?

[Aussie_Fencer]

heres one where I am not blinded by my friend, lol.

AF charges at Athena, blade drawn he would fight to the death if he had to.
"STOP" said Hades suspending AF in mid flight. "You will not harm Athena".
"Did you see what she did, DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE DID! Yelled Aussie, as he fell through the air to the ground. As He lay there sobbing quietly, he looked at his friends body.
*thinks* HUH? Did she just wink.
PR winked at AF again and he felt a flood of relief flow through his veins. He saw a slight smile split across her face and he returned the look, ready to jump into action.

(and not have PR try to kill him).lol.



DISREGARD

[Aussie_Fencer]

Aussie was writhing on the floor in sheer agony.
"WHY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PR sat back in her lazy boy cackling histerically. "Looser, ha ha ha"!
Aussie scrambled around in his back pack for something. He pulled out a small antique vial and dripped a shiny liquid into his eyes.
"Ok, visions coming back now, Ahh thats better. Whyd you do that!!!!!"!
I knew you could fix your self up Aussie, come on it was a prank, were still dead, lol".said PR.
"okay, ill let it slide this time, HA HA HA".

[fences_like_a_lemur]

*Lemur gets squished by ParryRiposte jumping up onto MY chair*

"So uh, how did all of you end up here? And why are you fighting my goons?"

*Lemur looks around*

"Hades! Athena! Back to your rooms, that's quite enough. I'll come in and have a talk with you in a minute...for now I more important things to deal with"

*Looks at ParryRiposte*

"So where were we now?"

[ParryRiposte]

*pulls out a glock and shoots Aussie in the head* Good, that's done... I hope birthday boy doesn't intercept that one.

Now then... *turns back to lemur*

Ahhhh, lemur... you're so powerful... and man- I mean, "lemurly..."

I beleive we were in the middle of a long snoggle...

[The Chaotic Wind]

*gets up and walks away,* screw that, fi youys are gonna be doing that i'm going to go see if the cookies are ready...*tries to leave hades but is already dead so he cant*
.......*turns back into regular old self*
*leaves hel*
AND THANSK TO THE RIP IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINUEM ITS LIKE HE NEVER EXISTED IN THIS WORLD!
...cookie time.

[ParryRiposte]

*from la-z-boy* Bring us back some cookies! I'm having too much fun in hell!