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[The Chaotic Wind]

*Wakes up near the washing machine*
"Why do i feel as if i have bene shot mutiple times with automatic guns?....oh yeah"

RMD peices pop out of the machine.
"Made ya smile!"
"OH GOD NO!" *takes pieces and turns them into marinade for jelaroo* MUAHAA I SHAL MOST DEIFNATELY WIN THE COOK OFF!
*marinade begins sining*
....nvm... *pours it down the sink*

*Sees corpses of others who were shot in the head and checks their pockets...nothing*
I GAINED 0 EXPERIENCE!
.....I'm gonna go home now...were the world makes sense..sometimes...maybe i'll ride my jet...

[Aussie_Fencer]

[QUOTE=The Chaotic Wind;546215 "Awake scoundrel! Open thou eyes and see that this world is glorious!"
QUOTE]


just to let you know it would be thine eyes (im pretty sure at least)



on to the story...

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (high pitched scream)

"tarantulas"!!!!!!!!!!!!! AF runs out of the closet and straight into TCW.
"ill take that jet thank you very much" Speeds off into the wind to get back at PR.
"now to think up an ingenious plot, AH HA!!!!, Genious has struck me again as it usually does! I will blow a hole in the air baloon, let PR think she will crash terribly, and then save her. I dont really see the point in saving the other guy anyways, he likes midget nuns, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!"

[ParryRiposte]

Aww, cool! How heroic! But I did shove you in the closet with the tunnel spiders; and why would you save me? I mean, I would only live to kill another day and break another heart.

[the maple epee]

*PR hacks at heart of Ronald McDonald with a meat cleaver*

[Aussie_Fencer]

"Because" He says in a wonderfully movie like voice.
"We are friends, and no matter how much you try to cleave me in two, or kill me with tarantulas, I always know that we are really only playing, and that friendship will always be with us".

"AHHHH, not the icepick again"!!!!!

[ParryRiposte]

*standing on the balcony with the wind playing with her hair*

*smiles* Thank you for sticking by. I know we will always be together, no matter what happens...
Aussie... *stepping closer* I want you to know that... aaauuughhh! *starts hacking at everyone with the icepick*

***

*suveys the bloody room* ...that I will kill you someday. Remember me as the girl you almost caught. *leaves with lemur in the balloon*

[The Chaotic Wind]

*walks into room* hey have you guys seen a jet stealing Aussie?
*looks around*
"oh snaps....i mean seriously...these stains will never come out!"
"Sees the balloon floating off*
"Oh look! Somethign floaty!"
*Heroically and awesomnely runs off the blacony and jumps onto the balloon"
"TAKE ME WITH YOU! I CAN BE YOUR SON! WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME MOMMY? ALL I EVER WANTED WAS YOUR LOVE!...WITHOUT THE ICE PICK"

[ParryRiposte]

*pokes at Chaos with a length of wood* Gerroff! Spoiled little bastard! All you'll do is whinge and moan and complain! You know, I know you're the antichrist! That's right, Chaos. Or should I say, DAMIEN!

[Aussie_Fencer]

Back on the balcony...

"oh not again. Why does she always do that"?
(beggins muttering to him self as he walks inside).
"There better be some peroxide here because I do not want another ice pick caused infection"!
(shudders at the thought).
"I think it is time to get my friend back. I must come up with a plan even more amazing than the last one".
(sits down and begins to write his ideas down on a piece of what was once ronalds overalls).
"I wish there was some paper".

[the maple epee]

*Heroically leaps off the balcony and grabs on to TCW's legs*
Me too! I want to come too!
Besides, you don't even want to know what it smells like in there with a shredded Ronald McDonald in the dryer.

[Rabid Monk]

Swoops in from out of the sun (a la fighter plane tactics) and intercepts Maple Epee in his plunge from the balcony. Swoops away clutching Maple Epee tightly, and drops hims in the middle of a dessert somehwere far away, cakling gleefully.

[Aussie_Fencer]

"brilliant, I knwo exactly what I am going to do! I will dangle the crudley assembled ronald infront of her. Instinct will take over and she will have no choice but to attack. Then, very silently, I will sneak up behind her. What I will do next is unknown as of yet, but I think that evil plans work much more efficiently if there is some spontaneity to them".
AF glides off into the sunset to catch and surprise his unsuspecting friend.

[SFfencer]

I've got nothing

[Rabid Monk]

Returns from leaving Maple Epee in a vast dessert.

"And now I shall strike terror into the hearts of mathematicians and calculators everywhere: 1/y=0. Muwahahaha!!!!"

[Aussie_Fencer]

Wes looks aroun, at the chaos, the confusion, the dead bodies, the horrific continuity errors and gaps of logic, and walks over to the shredded Ronald McDonald. He uses his powers to reassemble Ronald, using mostly sawdust, gum, ducktape, and spit to replace the missing pieces.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAA! Now Ronald, you are my eternal slave!!!! Kill EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!"

Ronald Promptly runs off, tongue wagging madly out, dashing on all fours, and mounts PR's leg, humping it wildly.

funny yes, but I have all ronalds pieces, how is that possible? lol.

AF finally sees PR in the distance.
"Now I have to be extra quiet so she doesnt hear me, again".
AF moves forward making less noise than a mouse.
"ok, now to get ronald infront of her, hugghhhh"
AF heaves ronald in to the air and uses his mild telepathic powers to hold ronald upright.
"(in head) Ok ronald, dance clown dance".
Ronald begins to dance like a crazy mad man, jumping up and down, cartwheeling, and walking on his head.
"YOU" Says PR.
"youre mine clown boy".
she jumps into the air, flipping multiple times, and draws her razor sharp katana, from her magical mary poppins hand bag.
"hoi yahhhhh"
Ronald falls limp to the ground and seperates back into his seperate pieces, fungus turning his skin green.
"WHAT, no fight ronald, sheesh, I knew I hated you for a reason, youre a cowar... BLEBLA GRUUUUULADOLOIGREETADULAALLLALALALALHIIIIOHLOOOO"
strange bable erupts from PRs mouth as she is hit in the back with a taser. she falls to the ground unconcious, and looks for the first time in years, peacefull.
"Oh man, I feel bad now, I had better leave a sorry note".

Dear PR,
You knew one day I would eventually get you, so when you awake I hope you remember that this is a game not me being evil. I am still your friend and I look forward to our next (fun) play battle, where we dont actually kill each other, like what you tried to do last time . Friendly luv. AF.

And AF speeds of into the night air after remembering that he didnt need to steel TCWs jet because he can fly.

"AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI"!!!!!!

[ParryRiposte]

*PR groans and wakes up, rubbing her sore head. She discovers the note and reads it, with a blank expression on her face*

"Jerk... Stab me in the back, will you?" *frowns* Get ready, young Aussie. Here I come. *stalks over to the waiting F-22 and shoots off into the distance after Aussie. She comes up on his left, pulling a knife edge, and circles around, coming level with the flying Aussie*

*whispering with an icy glare* "There's no room for friends in war."

[the maple epee]

*Maple watches from the desert below*
Ooooh! Airshow! I like airshow!
*A nearby calculator explodes*
What the?..

[Aussie_Fencer]

"oh blimey! PR, you know its a game you invented it! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"!!!!
AF whirls downward gracefully swooping, and dodging PRs relentless attacks.

[The Chaotic Wind]

*still dangling from the baloon*
MY NAME IS NOT DAMIEN!!!!
THIS IS JUST WHAT I MEAN MOMMY! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?!?!?!?
ITS ALL SJTUA CRY FOR ATTENTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!!!!!!
...oh look something shiny...
*lets falling int the desert below...holding PR's leg*
WEE LETS GO MOMMY!

[Westley]

So many continuity errors, oh the pain.... I deleted my former ronald post, but hey, it lives again, because now it makes even MORE sense!!!!

Wes looks aroun, at the chaos, the confusion, the dead bodies, the horrific continuity errors and gaps of logic, and walks over to the shredded Ronald McDonald. He uses his powers to reassemble Ronald, using mostly sawdust, gum, ducktape, and spit to replace the missing pieces.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAA! Now Ronald, you are my eternal slave!!!! Kill EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!"

Ronald Promptly runs off, tongue wagging madly out, dashing on all fours, and mounts Maple's leg, humping it wildly.