The 516,649 post thread

[SFfencer]

*for some unknown reason PR starts to sink in the RED Jello*

[ParryRiposte]

Sgnn... HELP! It's sucking me in! It's going to eat me! Oh, the REDness! Nooo.... *gets eaten by the evil RED jello*

[SFfencer]

*SF throws a rope to PR, PR grabs it, and SF pulls her out*


meanwhile back in the penthouse...


*Knock, Knock, Knock
there's someone at the door
maple goes to open the door...*

[the maple epee]

YUMMYREDJELLOIWANTEATITNOWNOWRIGHTNOW!!!!
*Does swan dive into red jello*
UMMYUMMYGOBBLEITALLUP!!!
*Consumes all of red jello. Gets to the bottom and finds PR sitting there with a dazed look on her face*
Whooee mamma!! That thar was some mighty good feed'n. Yep... U-huh...
*Sees label that was floating in jello*
~HILLBILLY JELLO. WARNING: DO NOT CONSUME IN LARGE QUANTITYS.~
*Maple realizes that he is wearing oversized overalls and smoking a corncob pipe*
Yeehaw! Say, these heer are some mighty fine overeealls, don'tcha thunk?
Say, dus any o' you fellers have some pipe tobaccee? Cus I's could yous sum at this veree moment... Yep...

[The Chaotic Wind]

*jumps off the couch slightly dizzy from the horse trainquilizer*
I'LL SAVE YOU!
*empties the giant needle and uses it to suction up the over dosage of red jello in maple's stomach*
MUAHAHA YESS! NOW I CAN CREATE THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM: A REDJELLO KANGAROO!
*injects kangaroo steak with red jello*
ITS ALIVE!
*gets backhanded by angry red jello kangaroo, which from this point on shall be referred to as Red Jellaroo*
"OUCHIE! BAD JELLAROO! NO COOKIE!" *slips in puddle of adreneline and it seeps into his veins*..."OOPS!"

[pokey]

*jumps up in excitement and winces*
Dangit, she shot me. That hurts!

Anyway, I always knew this would come in handy. *pulls out big dripping blue coloring syringe* I picked it up a while ago.

*injects it into the Red Jellaroo, turning it into a Purple Jellaroo*

[the maple epee]

Weal, if it's all right by youse, I'm gonna take me some cover.
*Gets b!tch slapped by Red Jellaroo*
Why yoo no good peice a horse sheeit varmint! I'm gonna whack yoo so f*ckin' hard, I'm gonna kill yer hol fam'ly!
Yoo geet yer red ayass bayack heer right this minitt! Alrigh', be that way. And geet t' heel offa m' prop'rtee!!!

[Rabid Monk]

Super Rabid Monk swoops in out of nowhere, kicks Maple Epee into the jellaroo (with a pop-up box containing the word "Boosh!, a la campy Batman), and swoops off again!

And the people cheer their hero!

[The Chaotic Wind]

And the people cheer their hero!

*gets up from pool of adreneline and claps alone....then realizes the adrenline has made him really fast and strong and...well i think you knwo the effect of adrenline on blood flow of the male body*

AND NOW MY JELLO KANGAROO HYBRID FRIEND! LET US DANCE!
*draws his sword, wind gathers around him*
I AM THE CHAOTIC WIND!
*slashes jellaroo into tiny jelly meat pieces and barbeques them*
*tastes*
HEY GUYS YOU GOTTA TRY THIS! IT TASTES GENERICALLY LIKE CHICKEN! MUAHAHAHA

[SFfencer]

*tastes a peice of bbq jellaroo*
Hey! that does taste like chicken.

*grabs a couple peices of bbq jellaroo, and some bbq sauce*
"Mmm, thats some good jellaroo"

[The Chaotic Wind]

XD
Now, i shall most definately win this years kangaroo cOokoff!
AND NOW TO DANCE!
<(''<) ^('')^ (>'')>
MUAHAHA DANCE KIRBY! DANCE!!!
*dance* *dance*

Anyway you want it thats the way you need it anyway you want!
She loves to laugh, she loves to sing, she does everything
she lvoes to mooove! she loves to groove! she loves the love in things!
aaall night! aalll night! oh everynight! so hold tight! hoold tight! oh baby hold tight!
anyway you want it thats the way you need it anyway you want it!

[the maple epee]

Yeehaw! Geeeit down! Is'a reglur ol' hoedown!

*Pulls out banged up banjo and starts to pluck*

[ParryRiposte]

Shut up, maple. *kicks him out the window*

Keep the noise down. I'm trying to sleep in the back room.

[The Chaotic Wind]

Well excuuuuuuse me, princess!
*starts to do the banging pots and pans together dance*
I am singing the quiet song! the quiet song! the quiet song! I am singing the quiet song! CUZ I AM VERY QUIET!!!!
*makes baby nooises*
GF of TCW: WHOA WHOA WHOA stOP! STOP! STOP! that just sounds freaky!

[SFfencer]

*SF pulls out an Uzi, and shoots up Chaotic Wind*
*SF then kicks his bullet ridden body out the window*

[Aussie_Fencer]

Aussie fencer returns from his long awesome trip, just in time to take the last of the jellaroo.
AS he eats it he hears a familliar voice yell at him "kapow".
its his old friend pr and she is once again chalenging him to a "fun" duel.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH" He screams as he runs away from his crazy sabre weilding mate.
Hiding in the closet, "shell never find me here".

[the maple epee]

*Maple climbs back up the side of the building and sees the whole scene from the window ledge*
Uhhhh, PR?
Your friend just locked himself in the tarantula closet... I don't think he knows it though.
Hey! Buddy! You might wanna get out of there as soon as possible 'cause those tarantulas aren't that friendly.
*Tries to open door in order to rescue the Aussie*
Hey! Open up!
Oh well, suit yourself.
*Picks jelleroo steak up off the floor and throws it sleeping Argentinian*
Hey you! Wake up!

[The Chaotic Wind]

*Runs back up the stairs, all bloodied and battered and poses like a superhero*
"Did some body say...Wake up!?"
*Jumps on the Aregentinian* "Awake scoundrel! Open thou eyes and see that this world is glorious!"
*Argentinian pulls out an AK 47 and point it at him*
"Ah snaps not again*
*Becomes filled with bullets and drops to the ground.*
"I'll be okay....maybe...oooh look at the pretty light..."

[the maple epee]

*Argentinian falls asleep while still firing. Bullets fly in all directions*

[ParryRiposte]

*Amid the chaos, PR wakes up; unbeknowst to her, she was sleep walking.*

Aussie's in the tarantula closet? You don't have a trantula closet! I thought it was a tunnel spider closet! Oz! Get out of there! ...dammit, I think we're too late. Oh well. I win.

*bodies are strewn across the floor in various positions, some bleeding, other unconcious, everyone holding a weapon of some sort* So I leave the room for one moment, and this is what you yaehoos do? *dodges a stray bullet* Please quit, you're ruining the whole place! Next person to fire is going to get shot and sent to bed without supper, do you hear me?