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[pokey]

*leans back and avoids the flurry of darts Matrix-style. The ice cream bucket, not so lucky*

Loser! Missed!

*late dart flies right into pokey's eye as he comes back up*

Argh! My eye!

[ParryRiposte]

Eyepatch! Come on, it's not that bad. It's just an eye! Be like the girl in Kill Bill. *performs Five-Point-Palm Exploding Heart Technique*

[Westley]

You mean, that's not my favorite musical romance of the 21st century?


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*Grabs a gun, points it at head.

I can't self-terminate!!!!!

*Weeps

[ParryRiposte]

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing... if I was watching Moulin Rouge, and that's not a TV... were those the reflections of Wes and lemur? You guys can stay here. Erm... ah... goodbye! *dives out window*

[the maple epee]

*Watches the events transpire from his easy chair with a quart of B & J*
Hmmm... I'm gonna go see where PR went.
*Leaps out of window after PR*

[ParryRiposte]

*falling* Why must you always follow me?

[pokey]

*looks at parachute* Hey! You forgot your... Ah screw it.

*Takes over the abandoned quart of B&J*

[SFfencer]

*when PR and Maple jumped out of the window, they went through to a different dimension*

...

*They meet the other dimension's PR and Maple; who happen to best friends, Maple fences Sabre, and PR fencers Epee*

[the maple epee]

I better get out of here before my brain explodes.

*Fires up jet pack and goes to leave*
PR, you need a ride?

[ParryRiposte]

*keeps falling* No, maple, I'm fine. I want to see what these guys are about.

"Hey! PR! Why do you fence epee? Are you insane?"

"Who the heck are you?!"

"You!"

"What?"

"I'm you!"

"...no... I'm me. I'm an epeeist. That's the only true weapon. Sabrists are just stupid and smelly. maple, can you kill her?"

"Sure! I'd just love to!"

*maple the sabrist falls after PR with a shotgun*

[the maple epee]

*Maple the epeeist and PR the sabreur watch dumbfounded as Maple the sabreur blows PR the epeeist away*

[ParryRiposte]

...that. Was. CRAZY AWESOME! But should be kill the maple sabrist or not? Thing is, he's a sabrist, so I could date him and that would be fun. But then again, that might be a little awkward...

[the maple epee]

Yeah. Maple the epeeist would be jealous if you dated Maple the sabrist.

We could brainwash Maple the sabreist to impersonate Maple the epeeist and do our bidding. *Hypnotizes Maple the sabrist*

[SFfencer]

!? What just happened !?

[ParryRiposte]

Maple the epeeist shouldn't be jealous. He should know that the sabrist always gets the girl.

No! Don't do it! I could never get a sabrist to do my bidding... they are too honorable! Why not hypnotise you?

Wait... something's odd here. Do you realise this hole time we've been falling up due to the wormhole?

[Westley]

*Jumps in the party as the wormhole drfts back up past the window. Takes the shotgun.* Alright. Now all four of you hand your wallets over. And being dead is no excuse to not give me your money.

[the maple epee]

*A masked figure sneaks up behind Westley and hits him with the butt of a
glock. He throws the body out the window to the streets below. "Alright, nobody move!" He walks up to Maple and pulls at Maple's neck, which peels up, revealing a stunned agent. He shoots the agent and pulls off his own mask, revealing himself to be the real Maple*
I suppose you all are wondering what's happening here. When I went into the bathroom to get bandages for PR's arm, that guy clubbed me and tied me up.
He scanned my face, and fed the scan into his laptop where he made that mask. I got free a little while ago and put the mask on to avoid confusion as I was killing him. So, anything interesting happen while I was gone?

[ParryRiposte]

*shocked* ....you... Wes... what? Agent? Whose agent? I think he poisoned me... how come we didn't hear anything? How did he get in here first off? Isn't that my Glock? What happened to the alternate dimension people? How did the wormhole appear? Doesn't Wes still have my handbag? *rips bandage off* do we have any ice cream left?

[the maple epee]

Yeah, there's a tractor trailer backed up to the loading dock. I'll have some sent up. I feel like a party...

[ParryRiposte]

But what about everything else? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! Time for a beer...