The 516,649 post thread

[ParryRiposte]

I was falling? No ****, Sherlock! Whatever... but next time, just know that I ALWAYS know what I'm doing? *tweaks maple's ear*

[the maple epee]

Alright, glad your back. Now, lets go eat a gallon of B & J.
'Kay?

[ParryRiposte]

Fine with me.

Where's everyone else go? It echoes in here. ECHO! echo! echo...

[SFfencer]

I'm still here.
*starts to eat some ice cream*

[ParryRiposte]

Oh! There you are. I was wondering where you went. I guess you sort of blend in with the particle board furniture.

This is like an alternate Cocktail party thread, except more dramatic and with a sort of storyline.

[SFfencer]

Mmmmm... good ice cream.

[ParryRiposte]

That's nice. *kicks SF*

[SFfencer]

What was that for!!!???
*kicks PR back*

[ParryRiposte]

I dunno!... *kicks SF again* I was bored because the action is starting to wear off and I needed someone to beat up. *kicks maple, lemur, and Monk* Wake up!

[SFfencer]

*A black opps swat team busts in and grab SF, PR, Maple, Lemur, Monk, and the Argentinian santa*

...

*the group wakes up in a cell at Guantanamo Bay*

[ParryRiposte]

Oooh! Gitmo! *looks around* Aww, I thought it was going to be a tropical island with surfer dudes and turtles...

HEYYY! LET ME OUT! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! IT WAS ALL THEM! *bangs on bars*

[SFfencer]

Ha ha, you're stuck with us for now...
*starts to make a hole in the wall (a la Shawshank Redemption)*

[the maple epee]

*Starts to make a seagull trap so they can eat something*

PR? You're in charge of drinking water.

[ParryRiposte]

Why are you making the avid sabrist in charge of the drinking water? Are you stupid? *tosses around phial of botulism*

[the maple epee]

*Grabs phial of botulism*
Oh Mr. gua-ard? Hows about you let us out of here or I throw this here botulism at you?

[ParryRiposte]

Mine! My botulism! *tries to grab it*

[SFfencer]

*The phial of botulism falls to the ground and breaks, and infects everybody*
*They start to feel the effects of it immediately; dry mouth, difficulty swallowing, slurred speech, drooping eyelids, muscle weakness, double and blurred vision*

[the maple epee]

*Maple quickly makes antidote out of pigion droppings*
Whew! I thought that knowledge would never do me any good!

How's that hole coming, SF?

[ParryRiposte]

Hole? Are you mad? *opens door and walks out* It's funny, why don't they ever lock these things? *leaps in DB9 and makes a swift getway on her own*

[the maple epee]

Hey! That wasn't very nice.
*Maple and SF climb in to chopper and fly back to penthouse where they resume eating B & J*