03-25-2007, 10:12 PM
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#401 | | Senior Member
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| *the ground splits open and swallows PR up* |
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03-25-2007, 10:31 PM
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#402 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Dere middle of Vermont
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| *Maple follows PR into the split in the ground*
PR? What is this? We should go back! The spanikopita will be cooked by now!
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03-25-2007, 10:36 PM
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| In sanctified chalk
of my silver painted soot
In criss-crossing whelps
of my black belching smoke
In brass masking bones
of my bass droning moans
in hub cap bellow
of my hammer tap blow...
*sits down and falls asleep* |
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03-25-2007, 11:15 PM
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#404 | | Senior Member
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| Oh jesus CHRIST! What are you doing?!?
*faints*
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03-25-2007, 11:17 PM
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| *hovers next to the scrambling manifestation* This, of course is surreal land. Care for a thimbleful of reverbrating gaskets? |
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03-25-2007, 11:35 PM
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| I would gladly lick the rotator cuff. Thank you! And would you care for a senile kumquat that has recently emerged from the orifice of Spiro Agnew?
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03-25-2007, 11:39 PM
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| If you want to trebuchet groupies, you'll need to go joyriding in an angel. Is it true that you get eaten by gay paperweights? *cures cancer with a drag-queen* |
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03-25-2007, 11:49 PM
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| The moping pundits are my friends. I will hark the coming dildo. A tooth to taste?
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03-25-2007, 11:53 PM
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| A party wagon seals the cockney quill pen, of course! But will Okinawan blasphemers call amusing moon rocks without my cheque guarantee card? |
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03-26-2007, 12:28 AM
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| The frumpy goose down marmalade leaves a trail of pustulent
walki-talkies in the jell-o.
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03-26-2007, 01:52 AM
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| *points* Look! Heartless love poems! Billions of them! All of them eidetic! I was squishy in the haze of a saturated strange object, but heaven knows I'm stranded now... time to go back up to the penthouse! *vaporises* |
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03-26-2007, 06:21 AM
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| *ding-dong, ding-dong(doorbell)*
*knock, knock, knock*
Hey, it's SF, I brought the keg.
*goes inside the penthouse*
Sorry I'm late, I was at a foil tournament. |
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03-26-2007, 08:01 AM
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| Ahhh! SF. Good ta see you. You can put that down right over there. Bite to eat? The spanikopita should be done anytime now.
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03-26-2007, 12:10 PM
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| Okay then, where'd monk and lemur go? I still need someone to beat up and to be amazed at. *unconcious Argentinian falls through the roof* |
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03-26-2007, 12:31 PM
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| Why did an unconcious Argentinian just fall through the roof?
*Unconcious Argentinian stirs*
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03-26-2007, 02:58 PM
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| *bursts into Penthouse*
How come everyone was concered about SF? ...and Rabid Monk? Did anyone care that I was out on a date with my Magic 8 Ball? Hmm?
...you know guys, I think I have deja vu, I remembered having a armed gunman come here, and then killing Maple...but how is he alive now?
...Maple?
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03-26-2007, 03:25 PM
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| Long story Lemur. Involves a time machine. Care to stay for dinner?
An unconcious Argentinian just dropped through the ceiling, but I think we can sort it out. Guinness? Boujolais? 
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03-26-2007, 04:55 PM
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by fences_like_a_lemur *bursts into Penthouse*
How come everyone was concered about SF? ...and Rabid Monk? Did anyone care that I was out on a date with my Magic 8 Ball? Hmm? | Yay! You're back! I was worried about you! Now even more so... why don't you come sit down next to me and we can talk about this 8 Ball thing...
Maple, do you have any yellow tail merlot? Bring a bottle or two, I think the Argentinian is starting to come round... any idea what the heck he is doing here? |
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03-26-2007, 05:27 PM
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| *the Argentinian happened to be a political refugee, and had been pushed out of a plane*
*and he doesn't speak english*
(woot  200th post) |
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03-26-2007, 05:35 PM
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#420 | | Senior Member
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| Maybe if we taze him enough we'll scare him into speaking English. Here, let's test it to make sure it's working. *tazes SF*
Whoa! I didn't notice I'd hit 4000... maybe this calls for some more beer? |
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