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  1. 12-23-2009 01:12 PM #40141
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    Hello, World.
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  2. 12-23-2009 03:56 PM #40142
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    It's time for the Festivus Feats of Strength!!
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  3. 12-23-2009 04:11 PM #40143
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    I had to air some grievances this morning

    Time to go to Ace Hardware... I need parts and tools!
    Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?
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  4. 12-23-2009 05:16 PM #40144
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    Quote Originally Posted by larkascending View Post
    I don't know how it works- but he is going to go to college. He wants to go to one of the military academies, and I think the Marines are his second choice after being a SEAL.
    He doesnt want to be a SEAL - trust me - all those guys do is swim around in a large pool bouncing balls off their nose and getting fed old carp.

    If he goes to west point try and make sure he doesn't turn into a douche.
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  5. 12-23-2009 08:09 PM #40145
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    Too late for that, I'm afraid.
    Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?
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  6. 12-23-2009 08:54 PM #40146
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    Blehhhhhhhhh. I have nothing to wear to this party on Saturday. FML
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  7. 12-23-2009 09:27 PM #40147
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    no little black dress?

    how about you model different clothes for me whilst we both listen to "it's raining men" as i react to each with a different funny face and absolutely no time elapses between outfits and you walk out all bashful in just the perfect dress and i smile and nod knowingly and than we get ice cream and become better friends
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  8. 12-23-2009 10:30 PM #40148
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    I actually do have a couple of little black dresses, but I don't want to wear them because this party will be a little more casual than that.
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  9. 12-24-2009 12:15 AM #40149
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    I found something to wear to the party! w00t.
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    a trash bag cinched with some extension cord?
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  11. 12-24-2009 12:57 AM #40151
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    How'd you guess? I also made some fingerless gloves from sandwich bags.
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    hahahahha

    hobo-sheek

    tres sexy.

    I miss California
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    Happy last minute festivus!
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    I am going to nap - go to the liquor store and spend 24th through the 26th so ****ing collossaly drunk watching porn and horror movies and maybe even horror-porn.

    Than I'm going to sleep for 24 hours - rally the troops and find something awesome to do for New Years - which - if it comes without me kissing a hot girl I'm going to ****ing kill myself.
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    couldnt find an open liquor store - woke up too late i guess - ill have to see if 20 budweisers can do the trick
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    on bud 4 - harder than i thought to get drunk on beer - cigarrettes also are pretty nasty - watching the biggest loser - making me feel better
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  17. 12-25-2009 12:35 AM #40157
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    Please don't smoke- that's just gross.
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    LOL.. living the good life eh? Merry X-mas Mr. X!
    Enjoy the remaining 16 beers.
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    this is what i get for being such an insufferable bastard for my entire life
    im not saying the misery isnt well deserverd
    but watching fat people work out is cool
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    Quote Originally Posted by larkascending View Post
    Please don't smoke- that's just gross.
    I stopped - awhile ago - and I thought these camel filters were going be like inhaling smoky maple syrup but they taste all chemically and nasty - not even my iniquitous indulgences are as good as they should be.

    o man i wish i was fencing
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