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[SFfencer]

("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?") .a.a.

[SFfencer]

I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to
ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm
sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women,
kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and
said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints
off to Washington."

[SFfencer]

And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a
study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm
singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a
situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into
the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get
anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out. You know, if
one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and
they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony,
they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.
And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in
singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an
organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said
fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and
walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

[SFfencer]

And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacree Movement, and
all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the
guitar.

[SFfencer]

With feeling. So we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and
sing it when it does. Here it comes.

[SFfencer]

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

[SFfencer]

That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud.
I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it
for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired.

[SFfencer]

So we'll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four part
harmony and feeling.

[SFfencer]

We're just waitin' for it to come around is what we're doing.

[SFfencer]

All right now.

[SFfencer]

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Excepting Alice
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

[SFfencer]

Da da da da da da da dum
At Alice's Restaurant

[larkascending]

:O

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[JackOfHearts]

That was epic. *applauds*

[thetortfeasor]

how was everyone's thanksgiving?

[JackOfHearts]

The stuffing was divine and the turkey was delicious. It was a great success over all. I just wish we had a better variety of pies.

[thetortfeasor]

The stuffing was divine and the turkey was delicious. It was a great success over all. I just wish we had a better variety of pies.

what kind of pies did you have?

[JackOfHearts]

Pumpkin and Pecan. I wouldn't have minded apple, or perhaps some chocolate mousse.

[thetortfeasor]

apple is my favorite kind of pie.

[larkascending]

Holiday homework.

It's no fun.