The 516,649 post thread

[larkascending]

Timo: Quality over quantity! I didn't have a boyfriend until I was in college.

Aaaand the car is packed! All I need to do is make sure that I have everything I want out of the closet and pick out which books I want to take with me.

The closer the time to leave comes, the more hyper I get. I wish I could fence right now, as I am full of too many energy to count.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Timo]

What's the quality of an empty set?

[JackOfHearts]

Potential. When you find the right girl, what do the others matter? It is not a thing you want to rush. Believe me.

[Timo]

I understand that and actually shot down a girl tonight (gently), but it doesn't make things any easier.

[JackOfHearts]

No indeed. But I guess that's the point, isn't it? Plenty of opportunities to learn and grow, so that by the time you do find her, you won't make the mistakes you had previously. At least that's what I keep telling myself.

[Timo]

did you ever look around the art of manliness, Jack?

[JackOfHearts]

I have a few of the more interesting articles bookmarked. I pretty much agree with the shaving one, although I've always wanted to try a straight razor.

[JackOfHearts]

Take my advice, Rookie. If you ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got balls.

[Empty Wallet]

Are you suggesting that he finds someone like Lola?

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Lola, The Kinks

[Timo]

Oh those kinky kinks.

I'm too hungry to go to sleep, but there's no food. I'd go to McDonalds but I have no money (or car).

[JackOfHearts]

Don't have anything in the kitchen?

[Timo]

No, just cheerios and Rice Crispies. I had a bowl of Cheerios and a grapefruit earlier. That was my food for the day.

[KidLazy]

Monday again...

[KidLazy]

Lunch time.

[KidLazy]

Smartwater by Glaceau seems to be very dumb to me; it can't even do basic additions and subtractions.

[Timo]

That's why it's so smart. It gets you to do its work.

[Timo]

Shucks. Cute indie girl I was going to ask out has a boyfriend.

Turns out cute indie girl is really, really, really cool and interesting. Damn near all I could ask for.

Shucks.

[JackOfHearts]

C'est la vie! They can't all be taken, however.

Although they can be hundreds of miles away. *le sigh*

[Timo]

And they all can be taken for the next hundred miles,

I've said it before and I'll say it again, circumstance is a *****, but I still like being here.

[JackOfHearts]

I'd rather be fencing.