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[Musicfencer]

cause the trimmer wasnt working and it wa 8 in the morning and i didnt want to wake my nieghbors by asking and it needed to be done before 9 ( it got done at 10...oops.)

[Wetmelon]

*ahem* Your attention please! *ahem*

I would like to take this opportunity to point out the very humorous visual that Music has just imparted:

The frantic woman on her hands and knees... meticulously trimming the lawn w/ a pair of scissors...

To take a line from Baldy, *facepalm*

[Timo]

That's the way to spend the morning

[Musicfencer]

now i am planning my future around something i dont like.



wtf indeed. i rather be back trimming the lawn

[Got_Fenced_In]

I need a pair of bunny ears...

[Shi no Tenshi]

I need a pair of bunny ears...

Sounds kinky.

[Wetmelon]

Sounds kinky.

*nod*

Care to elaborate?

[thetortfeasor]

I'm officially a law school graduate!

[Shi no Tenshi]

I'm officially a law school graduate!

Well done. Now show the bar how it's done!

[Timo]

Okay, so we have lawyers and girls in bunny ears bending over to trim a lawn in public.

We need more.

[Musicfencer]

i like to eat.
i enjoy it greatly
and since i lost 10 pounds last week
i need more food
cause now my pants dont fit
and it gets me mad
where shall my twenty pairs of jeans go????


and thus i try to eat
and since i had to go home with my younger sister early from a party because she was feeling ill and i didnt get dinner
i havent eaten


and i like to eat

and i cant get to the fridge because my uncle is refinishing or something our hardwood floor cutting me off from the fridge
i think the last thing i ate was a starbucks jack brought me yesterday

and then a bagel the day before.




i think its a sign.

[Timo]

Back home from a date with Jessi.

She's a good girl, just not for me.

[the maple epee]

...i lost 10 pounds last week...

since you are already tiny tiny does this mean you no longer still exist?

[the maple epee]

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/24/ma...t.html?_r=1&em

[Got_Fenced_In]

*nod*

Care to elaborate?

Well, I have this dress.. heh heh heh...

[Got_Fenced_In]

Back home from a date with Jessi.

She's a good girl, just not for me.

I don't remember our date, man.

So how drunk did you get me?!?

[Nolano]

I'm not a counselor, but I have this whip!

[bob46]

blah. this is a waste of time.

[Timo]

That's almost all the internet is for. And TV. And School.

Do you realize I have hardly learned anything in the past 4 years of school?
I already knew the general history of the world.
I was at a post high school reading level in 4th grade.
The only reason I wouldn't have been able to do the math is because no-one ever showed me how. Give me one example and I'd be fine.
I actually read more outside of school and I wrote more over the summer.

I have block schedule, so A days and B days. Here's how the past two weeks of school went:
A1 Physics.
15 minute lesson followed by free time. Two days we watched a movie. Talk to chance Austin. Most depressing person I know.
A2 American Studies
Watch a movie, everyday.
A3 Music Theory
Compose music. It's not bad, but being stuck on one composition for two weeks is
A4 Cisco.
Sit at a computer and try to not get caught reading interesting things online because they're not cisco related and result in a detention.

B1 English.
Play low quality home-made jeopardy games over of mice and men and listen to book presentations.
B2 Algebra II.
Take notes for 40 minutes and the rest of the time was for work
B3 Gym Class.
40 minutes sitting on the bleacher. California Kickball for half an hour. The last 20 minutes I left and spent in another physics class with my friends.
B4 German.
Talk with Ben, Cento, and Dena while Tarr argued with the other people about who was in charge of the room. That went for thirty minutes and then free time. Half the class just leaves.

Basically, I was happier, more productive, and actually gave a damn about the world without school. Now I just try to make it through the day to come home and sit on my ass.

[bob46]

Now I just try to make it through the day to come home and sit on my ass.

are you atheist?