The 516,649 post thread

[Timo]

Live?

[Got_Fenced_In]

Owwwww man my knuckle is huge and purple. Yay offtargets in fencing!

[JackOfHearts]

There's this little thing they've invented called a glove. One of our very own here at Fnet makes a fine one especially suited for such injuries.

Otherwise, you might want to put some ice on that.

[Got_Fenced_In]

It was my back hand...

Sorry for ditching you guys last night. Long story. And basically I'm kind of in trouble.

[JackOfHearts]

It's cool. Did you get caught staying up too late?

[Musicfencer]

Mom might be on board for italy trip. Its about time!!!

[JackOfHearts]

Sweet! Good luck, and have fun.

[thetortfeasor]

Good luck with the Italy trip, Music!


Aghhhhh... I need some coffee.

[JackOfHearts]

Good luck with the Italy trip, 'melon!


Aghhhhh... I need some coffee.

Sure sounds like it. Music is the one going to Italy.

[thetortfeasor]

Hahaha Wow.

Yeah, I most DEFINITELY need to go get some coffee before I get back to studying con law. In fact, I think I'll go right now and grab it.

[thetortfeasor]

not do double post, but mmmm... the tortilla crusted flounder with avocado sauce that I made for dinner came out awesome. Yum.

[DavidX]

not do double post, but mmmm... the tortilla crusted flounder with avocado sauce that I made for dinner came out awesome. Yum.

never has so much boring been packed into so few words.

[thetortfeasor]

never has so much boring been packed into so few words.

I guess I missed the memo that I'm supposed to care what you think of my posts...

[DavidX]

I guess I missed the memo that I'm supposed to care what you think of my posts...

that was alright but i think your syntax here is off a little - "maybe the memo that says" or whatever and you probably should have said "your (adjective, likely of a spiteful nature) opinion" instead of "what you think"

This could have been so much better tho..

You should have turned it around (making it about me, which -come to think of it - everything should be anyways) and thusly much more funny. Like, I rewrote the orginal line which was gonna be "so much boring in such a small package" because it was way too wide open for an easy "riposte"*

*it's way stupid to use fencing terminology this way ESPECIALLY on a fencing forum (ironically) but the real word that so exactly characterizes the idea I'm trying to express completely escapes me.

I could post all kinds of deductions one could make about your intelligence based on your mastery of the comeback but that would be mean, and douchey and obvious (things I'm trying not to encompass so completely with relative degrees of success) and you would know I didn't have enough information to be making an informed decision just an educated guess. This would make it much easier for you to dismiss and remain steadfast in your illusions - however, when I tell you how stupid you are we are both going to know that I will be speaking with the righteousness of one who utters a calm and universal certainty.

Hahahah that got all mean there at the end - but like for realz yo - yu iz going 2 make an iffy lawyer, g.

[thetortfeasor]

I don't need to be rude or snarky in order to state my apathy about your opinion on what I post. Just because you feel like personally attacking me does not mean that I'm required to respond in kind.

You don't know anything about my ability to be a lawyer, so don't comment on it. You have the potential to be an asset to the f.net community because you can be somewhat amusing and even knowledgeable at times, so why you waste your time on here acting "mean, and douchey and obvious" (all of which you claim you're attempting to not encompass) is beyond me.

[Musicfencer]

that does sound good tort man.


I NEED COFFEE.
i gots the hiccups.




****.

[JackOfHearts]

Heh, I could go for a mocha, but I'm off to visit my grandfather tonight. And Music, Tort is a woman.

[Nolano]

I guess I missed the memo that I'm supposed to care what you think of my posts...

You can ignore him. It's ok, most of us do.

[TBean]

I don't need to be rude or snarky in order to state my apathy about your opinion on what I post. Just because you feel like personally attacking me does not mean that I'm required to respond in kind.

Personally I find the ignore setting works best in cases like this.

[Timo]

I couldn't be happier. There's nothing like when it's hot and sunny and I'm listening to happy music just kicking it in my room.

Summer really is getting here. I can't stop smiling.