The 516,649 post thread

[JackOfHearts]

Yo.

[Timo]

Have you ever thought, maybe, if you fill your head with enough romantic, heroic nonsense some of it will stick?

[matt9476]

Have you ever thought, maybe, if you fill your head with enough romantic, heroic nonsense some of it will stick?

No. No, I haven't.

[Timo]

It's a nice day to be here.

[poor_nizzie]

My sunburn is tingly...weird...it's a shame any sign of a tan will be gone by Sunday!

[JackOfHearts]

Feh. Tans are over rated. I don't understand why anyone would want to broil under a hot sun just to adjust their skin tone. It isn't worth the risk of skin cancer, IMO.

[poor_nizzie]

Unrelated...I caught my friend's missing kitten tonight. If I have the patience for that, I can tackle anything.

[JackOfHearts]

How did you manage that?

[Pescados666]

Tonight was... interesting. I was with the girl that I had liked for quite some time. We went out, but I was in shock really and didn't believe it. The relationship grew awkward and ended after a week. I still liked her, but I told her that I had also liked someone else, whom I didn't like as much as the original crush. She apparently thought that I didn't like her anymore, and a guy asked her out, to which she said yet. I didn't really care that she had a boyfriend and cleared everything up with her at the carnival. Anywho, we were on my bed just talking about things. Her boyfriend was a topic at first. Then she wanted me to hug her on the bed, so I did. Lasted a while. She told me that when she sees me that she wants to kiss me. I forget what I responded with. Her sister and my best friend were coming into the room to talk as well (it's cute, they're both 4'11), so me and the girl left into the garage. We lit up and smoked about 2 bowls worth to get a nice buzz. She wanted to sit in there for a while. The subject of me came up and was rather sexual. She laid down and told me to do so also. I said no, so she told me again, to which I also said no. She got up and made me lay down. She was then on top of me with her hands on my shoulders and one of her legs, from the knee down, was between both of my legs and her other leg beside me. It was dark and I couldn't quite see her due to being high and focusing on the light on the ceiling from the flashlight. There was an awkward pause and she said something about it. She said that she wanted to kiss me, but she'd feel bad because of her boyfriend. She apparently was thinking it over and after I had responded to her, she decided to make out with me. I didn't expect anything. It felt magical. She stopped and said that she needed to cool down. She also had her hand in my pants while we were making out. We talked a bit and she told me not to tell anyone. She said that she liked it, but felt so wrong. She then said screw it and resumed her position on top of me on my oil-stained garage floor. This time, she had my hand pinned under so that it rested on her inner left thigh and my other hand on her back. After a while, she stopped and had to get a hold of herself. Then we both exited the building, and she couldn't believe that she just did that. I told her that she did. I guess I still have a chance with her?

[poor_nizzie]

I placed the food and water dishes close to and just inside the door to lure him back. It took several attempts to get up and close the door without having the kitten bolt outside and down the hallway, but on the third or fourth try he ran into the bedroom, away from the door, and I was able to slam it shut. I own.

[JackOfHearts]

You're sneaky. I like that.

Fish.... Seriously, skip the drugs, man. You're hallucinating.

[Pescados666]

You're sneaky. I like that.

Fish.... Seriously, skip the drugs, man. You're hallucinating.

Give me an hour and you'll be right about that ;D
And this really did happen, but she wouldn't let me take pictures. D:

[JackOfHearts]

And she had to be under the influence for it to happen.

[Pescados666]

And she had to be under the influence for it to happen.

No, she hinted before.

[JackOfHearts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOutCp27hz4

Almost reminds me of my time at Target.

[Nolano]

Woo!

Just got back from fencing tournaments. First off, I've missed all my chances to qualify to fence in NAC F this year. Sad, but oh well.
I placed 8th of 24 in the open, and if one more person had been there, I would have earned a C. As it is, I was one touch away from making the semi finals and earning it. I at least renewed my E.

Today I made 3rd of 15 in the Div 2, and earned my D09 and finally got a fencing medal for epee. Hoorah!

[the maple epee]

Straight up sugarin time!

ran the rig all day yesterday and through the night....made about 22 gallons.

more tomorrow.

i poured superheated sap all over my left hand...got some lovely little 2nd degree burns now. thank god for duct tape. still hurts like a ***** though.

mud season. those 2 to 3 weeks we vermonters spend up to our assholes in mud.
good times.

[Timo]

Farmer Ivan was a devout Christian. One day God came down and said "Ivan, you have been a good servant of mine. I will grant you anything you like." "I have always been jealous of farmer Vladmirs cattle down the road. They are been better than mine." Ivan replied. "So you would like me to give you the finest herd of cattle in all of Russia?" Asked God. "No." Was Ivans immediate response. "I would like you to kill his cattle."

[sabreur]

You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded
front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

[Lady Quindecim]

look in mailbox