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  1. 03-23-2007 10:45 PM #341
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    *opens one eye*

    Just kidding.

    *pounces on maple and wraps her hands around his throat*
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  2. 03-24-2007 12:03 AM #342
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    Oh for CHRISSAKES!!
    Why... Me...
    Gaack!

    *Struggles*
    Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees
    U.S. OUT OF VERMONT
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  3. 03-24-2007 12:12 AM #343
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    *walks in* GUESS WHAT I JUT DID! THERE WAS THIS OLD LADY WHO I HELPED CROSS THE STREET AND-........
    I'm gonna leave you two alone....
    .....
    ...........
    .....
    .......MOMMY!!!!!!*runs away*
    "If you can't beat 'em, hurt 'em"
    The Chaotic Wind was here, are you with me?
    http://www.fencing.net/forums/thread29458.html
    Because we're cool like that.
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  4. 03-24-2007 12:20 AM #344
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    Die, why don't you, you- Oh sh*t. A witness. *drags maple up and tosses him in the trunk* Stay there! *drives away at 150 mph*
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  5. 03-24-2007 09:18 AM #345
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    Oh god!
    I'm gonna die.
    Hey! The trunks of these DB9s are spacious!
    *Pulls out GPS and calculates position*
    Grrrr... It won't work through the car!

    *Kicks on trunk door*

    HELP... ME...
    Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees
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  6. 03-24-2007 08:53 PM #346
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    *PR crashes into a brick wall*
    *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeee...eeeeeeeeeeeep....*
    *PR colapsed on the steering wheel, smoke everywhere*
    *Maple gets out of the trunk*
    Andre Moreau: I fall in love constantly, indiscriminately! The effect is the same as if I never fell in love at all.
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  7. 03-24-2007 11:38 PM #347
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    *twitches, collapses on deflating airbag*
    *maple runs away from fast-approaching cops*
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  8. 03-25-2007 12:23 AM #348
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    *Runs around corner to waiting red Mini Cooper with British flag roof. Burns rubber towards his building, where he retires to his penthouse*
    Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees
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  9. 03-25-2007 02:51 AM #349
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    *climbs up the stairs to penthouse* Maple? Can I come in?
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  10. 03-25-2007 03:19 AM #350
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    *Maple, sitting on couch with shovel*

    Umm, Why?..
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  11. 03-25-2007 03:21 AM #351
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    *sits down across the hall* because I'm tired of fighting... I'm finally calling a truce on my part. Hm?
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  12. 03-25-2007 11:44 AM #352
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    *Sigh*
    Okay. I don't know why I'm trusting you, but, okay.
    *Unlocks door*
    Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees
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  13. 03-25-2007 12:50 PM #353
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    Yaay! *runs in and dives onto the couch* Hmm, rather nice place. Who paid for it?
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  14. 03-25-2007 01:25 PM #354
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    I won 25 million in the lottery.

    Something to eat?
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  15. 03-25-2007 02:27 PM #355
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    You won the 25 million? Is that why there is a receipt here for 25 million dollars for selling two Picasso paintings? You could have at least sold them for 66 million...maybe even more. *whispers in a hushed tone* If you have more stuff to sell, I can get better prices and we can split the money 60/40...you can get the 60% since I'm just that nice. Sound good?

    Now PR, you just ditched me to jump in that van with everyone else...and my tail almost got run over... ... ...someone is going to have hell to pay for that
    If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them. Trust me, they'll appreciate it.
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    I didn't ditch you! You were taking a hell of a long time to arrive, so I decided to drive away and beat maple up. Now he is going to be nice and make me a cup of tea. What adventures have befallen you, lemur?
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    Well should I tell you that Maple is poisoning your tea before or after I tell you of my exploits?

    *starts to go about how I had to fight several ravenous buffalo that were living up on top of a cliff, and then how a giant bald eagle had descended down from the heavens and flew me up to visit St. Peter; but gets interrupted by the pizza man ringing the door bell* -why is everyone always more interested in the pizza man than the talking lemur? Why? -
    If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them. Trust me, they'll appreciate it.
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  18. 03-25-2007 02:35 PM #358
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    Tea, Lemur? Or coffee?


    Check out the 80 inch flatscreen you guys.
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    *glares at maple* I don't trust you anymore. God knows why I did in the first place.

    I don't know, but maple sure is interested in the hot pizza guy. But I'm still listening. And what did St. Peter do? *pours tea on Persian carpet*
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    Quote Originally Posted by the maple epee View Post
    Check out the 80 inch flatscreen you guys.
    That's a cardboard box, you moron.
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