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  1. 03-23-2007 12:38 AM #321
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    Uh oh.
    Um, no...
    *Braces for something painful*
    Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees
    U.S. OUT OF VERMONT
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  2. 03-23-2007 12:42 AM #322
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    You don't know?
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  3. 03-23-2007 12:48 AM #323
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    No...

    *Makes pitiful noises*

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    You might want to take a look at your stomach... *grins, holds up bloody dagger*
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  5. 03-23-2007 12:58 AM #325
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    You... You pierced my special V-8 holding fanny-pack-camel-back!
    You sadistic b*tch! *Slugs PR repeatedly*
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    *laughs* That tickles! Stop it! *rolls over, drags John up by his fanny pack and tosses him off the cliff, still laughing*
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    Maple would you like a piece of advice for dealing with girls? If so, then here it is: DON'T PISS THEM OFF, THEY ALWAYS WIN... I know, it sucks but then life isn't always fair...

    So about the ice cream PR, uhh which direction do we go?
    If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them. Trust me, they'll appreciate it.
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  8. 03-23-2007 06:23 AM #328
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    *everyone bungee jumps off the cliff*
    *all the bungees break, everyone falls down*
    *they try to grab the vines, but those also break*
    Andre Moreau: I fall in love constantly, indiscriminately! The effect is the same as if I never fell in love at all.
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  9. 03-23-2007 10:22 AM #329
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    Ouch! OH GOD! Good thing the bodies of the other bungee-ers broke my fall!
    *gets up and starts to climb back up the cliff*
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    Lemur is right! We girls always win. ALWAYS.

    *looking down* Hear that, John? It's the sound of me about to kill you. *drives tank along cliff edge, which crumbles away* Now, er, lemur... the only way to find the ice cream stand in the sky is with a JetMan jetpack thing. Problem is, we only have one. Shall you fly, or shall I?
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  11. 03-23-2007 02:22 PM #331
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    PR, I'm tired of fighting. How about I buy you guys some ice cream?
    What do say?
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    *everybody gets back up*
    *and they all go go to get ice cream*
    *they bum a ride from a passing van that happened to be empty*
    --
    *but what they don't know, is that the guy who's giving them the ride is a serial killer.....*
    Andre Moreau: I fall in love constantly, indiscriminately! The effect is the same as if I never fell in love at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the maple epee View Post
    PR, I'm tired of fighting. How about I buy you guys some ice cream?
    What do say?
    No! Go to hell! *smacks may-pole in the face*
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    Oooo! Why you little...

    *Punches PR in stomach*
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    Ow! That wasn't very nice, was it? *roundhouse kicks maple in the face*
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    AAAAAH!!! The pain! Oh, the pain!
    Grrrr... *grabs PR's legs an swings her around. Lets go, flinging her headfirst into brick wall*
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    *knocks hole in wall, goes unconcious*
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    *Passes out from dizziness of swinging PR around*
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    Hmm...mmm? What? *passes out again*
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    I... Dunno. W... What?
    Passes out again.
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