=Beating children into submission and taking temperatures.
No..I hold them down and stab them with needles. I use bigger needles than Maple does with the cows
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"Because I'm the mom, that's why."-- every good mom in history "You are the f.net mom" Sword Hobbit "as long as you don't call me the 'f.ing mom" Nicksmom
has anyone here seen the movie Charades or How to steal a million or Breakfast a tiffany's?
Because i cant choose which one to watch. I love them all
>.<
kinda sorta bored
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Sometimes i think this cycle never ends
We slide from top to bottom and we turn and climb again
And it seems by the time that i have figured what it's worth
The squeaking of our skin against the steel has gotten worse
My dog was the biggest baby ever. She once stepped on something sharp (a wasp maybe?) and carried on so much I thought she had broken her leg. There was no visible injury on her paw.
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Well, I found out that my friend didn't go to the gym after all yesterday.
She went to a friends house and got wasted on crown royal and coke. Not even cherry coke...
She damn near got caught too.... Atleast she made it home and passed out in the street or raped or something.
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Ouch. I don't know what's worse. Her doing that, or her lying and not inviting you.
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yuck. I got ripped on Bacardi 151 and coke once. Ended up puking in front of Magic Johnson at a basketball tourney.
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Me too, some white girl puking out her guts in the boys locker room. Not easy to forget.
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Wow. Sounds like an amazing night.
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to this day I can't drink rum and coke. Not to mention watch basketball
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"Because I'm the mom, that's why."-- every good mom in history "You are the f.net mom" Sword Hobbit "as long as you don't call me the 'f.ing mom" Nicksmom
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Sometimes i think this cycle never ends
We slide from top to bottom and we turn and climb again
And it seems by the time that i have figured what it's worth
The squeaking of our skin against the steel has gotten worse
