The 516,649 post thread

[Timo]

"does apply to me?"

why not?

[KidLazy]

What's for dinner?

[Pescados666]

Lasagna.

[Nicksmom]

Happy Friday the 13th.

[matt9476]

My job keeps getting worse. My publisher just took away my column.

[Nicksmom]

NO.. You are my personal "Ray Barone"

[Nicksmom]

Would you like me to start a letter writing campaign? We can get every one from f.net to write a letter saying how we want you back.

[Got_Fenced_In]

Yeah, I'd write one =P For sure.

It'd go something like this:

'Dear Mr. Editor,

I'm a very opinionated teenager that you probably won't listen to anyway (in which case, more, erm... DRASTIC measures will have to be taken coughpaintballguncough) but it was worth a try. My problem with you is that you have gotten rid of one of my favorite columns. Sports. That I don't actually read... BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE IT WAS A FAVORITE AND I'M SURE BAHJILLIONS OF OTHER READERS ARE DISAPPOINTED. Also, my friend the Pimp had his feelings severely injured by this ridiculous move on your part. (His mood, too. It's in the mood ICU, and it might be hard for us to deal with him on fnet soon! Ohno!) I think, Mr. Editor, that if you wish to be alivebytomorrowmorning... What I mean is, if you want to maintain having a reputation as an intelligent, business minded man, you should probably hire our friend back.

Or I'll sick the dogs on you. (Including Gav, buster.)

Best (or worst) wishes,
GFI aka the one who might whack you in your sleep'




...Yes, I think it's a very good letter. Shall I send it?

[Nicksmom]

That sound very nice.
But, I don't think the editor would appreciate us calling his writer a pimp.

I would say something like....You need to put his column back in the paper. If not, I'll have to cancel my subscription as well as every one in the greater Buffalo area.

[pokey]

That sound very nice.
But, I don't think the editor would appreciate us calling his writer a pimp.

Mom's comment is "don't call his writer names", not "don't whack the editor in his sleep?"

[Nicksmom]

exactly!

Of course I could always ground him. After all, I'm the mom.

[Pescados666]

Well, this thread's been dead today...

[SFfencer]

It's Friday...
What do you expect?

[SFfencer]

**** .

[SFfencer]

and nein is a hoss too

[SFfencer]

and you're a pimp!

[SFfencer]

chinese yoyo

[SFfencer]

cupcakes

[SFfencer]

desperate teenagers

[SFfencer]

foiltastic