05-24-2008, 07:06 PM
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| I know! People are retards... Do you think in China they get tattoos of American words?  "Hey, look! Mine says 'booger'!"
...Just dumb.
Someone get into live so I can tell them about how I almost cooked and ate a junebug! 
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05-24-2008, 10:16 PM
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#30622 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by KidLazy  People shouldn't get tatoo with Chinese word unless they know what it mean AND have professional calligraphist write it down first. | yup. 
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05-24-2008, 11:55 PM
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| My dad was in an MP unit in Kuwait/Iraq for a while. They had armbands that said MP and below it "Military Police" in arabic. Well, supposedly it said "military police". Finally, one of the arabic-speakers told them that their jackets said "candy dispenser" or something retarded like that. They changed it. 
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05-24-2008, 11:57 PM
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| My plan to be rejected as a friend was FOILED!! | |
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05-25-2008, 12:00 AM
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| you know you want to be his friend you creeper
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05-25-2008, 02:00 AM
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| I wish I was born in 1940. I would have been in my teens for the 50's, twenties for the 60's, alive for the 70's, and still be around to see today.
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05-25-2008, 02:19 AM
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| Heh, my mother has always said that would've been a good decade for me to have been born. Although I think I was born in a good era, except for the current recession and economic troubles, war/fear mongering, etc... 
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Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
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05-25-2008, 03:16 AM
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| I'm a minority. I don't think I wanted to be in this country pre-civil rights movement. Blech.
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05-25-2008, 03:18 AM
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| I rely too heavily on technology to imagine life without it.
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05-25-2008, 04:21 AM
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| okay, so I was in bed going to sleep after talking to jack a while. My dog was barking about something but he does that I didn't really care. Then it sounded like something wasn't quite right. It was like when the sound to a movie is just barely off from the mouths moving so that you aren't quite sure if that's problem or not. Then it got a little louder, I got a little less asleep and was listening to this new noise. Eventually it got to the point that I thought it was outside my room, which is only outside by a shower curtain. I jump up, give my best roar, and turn on the light. I still hear it, most certainly outside my curtain. I roar again, slam my guitar a couple of times and proceed to check it out with an umbrella in hand.
Nothing.
Now I can't go back to sleep.
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05-25-2008, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Shi no Tenshi I'm a minority. I don't think I wanted to be in this country pre-civil rights movement. Blech. | but you would want to pre 1600s.
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05-25-2008, 11:39 AM
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| Why are you up at 7:30am on a Sunday?
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05-25-2008, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by KidLazy Why are you up at 7:30am on a Sunday? | it's a good sunday!
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05-25-2008, 01:19 PM
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| I am going back to sleep... 
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05-25-2008, 01:55 PM
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| Lazy Klazy.
I gotsta go to graduation now.
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05-25-2008, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by JackOfHearts Heh, my mother has always said that would've been a good decade for me to have been born. Although I think I was born in a good era, except for the current recession and economic troubles, war/fear mongering, etc... | There are always fears of recession, war, ect.
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05-25-2008, 06:13 PM
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#30637 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Timo okay, so I was in bed going to sleep after talking to jack a while. My dog was barking about something but he does that I didn't really care. Then it sounded like something wasn't quite right. It was like when the sound to a movie is just barely off from the mouths moving so that you aren't quite sure if that's problem or not. Then it got a little louder, I got a little less asleep and was listening to this new noise. Eventually it got to the point that I thought it was outside my room, which is only outside by a shower curtain. I jump up, give my best roar, and turn on the light. I still hear it, most certainly outside my curtain. I roar again, slam my guitar a couple of times and proceed to check it out with an umbrella in hand.
Nothing.
Now I can't go back to sleep. | Chiiiiiiiicken.
Are you away from home or what? Why the shower curtain? I DON'T GET IT.
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05-25-2008, 06:17 PM
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| Speaking of scary things, once I went to let MY dogs in... and they came in the house. It's really dark where we are at night, and it was about 12:30, I guess. I noticed a toy left outside, so I walked out to get it. And then I heard--a sound I hadn't previously noticed-- something in the grass, advancing towards me... I never really saw it; just a shadow of something. But it wasn't just like a cat. It was bigger. Sounded like a person walking through the grass, faster as it approached me. I didn't wait to see what it was, though. I ran in the house and locked the door.
I have a similar story about when we were camping once, heh heh... I think the time we were camping, though, it was probably just a coyote. I have no idea what would be in our backyard.
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05-25-2008, 06:21 PM
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#30639 | | Senior Member
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| see, I live in our basement. For some odd reason I have a trip of low celling in the middle of my room. That goes through the opening into my room. It's also wider then a normal door. Basically the hole into me room is the exact size of a shower curtain, so a door doesn't fit.
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05-25-2008, 06:37 PM
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#30640 | | Senior Member
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| So measure and add some sheetrock so it's the proper size | |
