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    Okay, I answered my own question.
    No one cares how long your epee is, and if it breaks you just get a new one.

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    post filler
    *writers block*
    Andre Moreau: I fall in love constantly, indiscriminately! The effect is the same as if I never fell in love at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art View Post
    He's inside Inq.

    Now, then, wtf is going on here? I feel like I've been eating dodgy mushrooms while watching a Tarantino film here....
    I think lemur took a video of it with his camera.
    Although whether it survived our dip in the lake is unknown as yet.

    Then we went to the pub for Guinness, and appearantly got mugged.
    Poor gunmen, never attack fencers. We're berserk, by definition.
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    Ha! That sounds funny... "I apparently got mugged, but I can never be sure..."

    Anyway, to continue the quest for Guinness... Hey! Look! A spotlight!

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    A spotlight?
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    A spotlight!

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    A spotlight? Where?
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    Add one more post

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    A spotlight. There. *points*

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    "Ooohhh.... shiny."

    *falls over drunk*
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    Haha! ...Monk fell over! *pokes at monk with foot*

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    "No! Bad Touch!"
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    Whooo! Haha, lets go lookathe light! Heeheehee.
    *Starts dragging RM towards the light, waves ladle* C'mon PR! Don't forget the keg, SF!
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    *skips off toward ceiling fan, tries to touch light* Quick, somebody give me a boost! Maybe it's heaven... oh God! I'm dying! I must have drunk myself to death. You guys have been the greatest friends a guy... GIRL... could ever have... *sob*

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    I loveyouguys! *hiccup* Imean I really do! Here ya go PR. Hup! *lifts PR towards ceiling fan* I'll always bethere for ya guys!
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    *crashes into ceiling fan and gets hit a few times by the spinning blades, falls to the ground dazed* Maple... will you marry me? And you too, SF and lemur and Monk... will all of you marry me?

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    HAHAHAHAHAI DO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    *passes out*
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParryRiposte View Post
    *crashes into ceiling fan and gets hit a few times by the spinning blades, falls to the ground dazed* Maple... will you marry me? And you too, SF and lemur and Monk... will all of you marry me?
    *Lemur thinking to self..."This will make the best drama/soap opera out there, I'm just glad that I didn't get drunk...then I wouldn't have all this great footage!"*

    "PR...you do know that you're starting to sound like a Mormon...other than instead of having multiply wives, you're going for multiple husbands..."
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    Lemur! You're dead! *throws herself at him* isn't heaven great? I can be a polygamist and not be Mormon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParryRiposte View Post
    Lemur! You're dead! *throws herself at him* isn't heaven great? I can be a polygamist and not be Mormon!
    Did I miss something? I know I was gone for two days but as of when did I die? I remember getting thrown into a lake and saving my camera...then getting eaten by Inq. somehow but still saving my camera...and last I remember we were all in a bar and everyone but me was drunk. Did I miss us all getting killed?

    Of course if I'm dead then laws don't apply to me, and if John Smith -maple- is dead, then shooting him won't kill him...*pulls a glock out of my boot (yes we lemurs do wear boots) and shoots John Smith* ...now we just wait

    Okay, so where were we PR?
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