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[Neinteen]

The major power that was, the curmudgeon country, was invaded by the Northern forces of the zilver smurf.

[SFfencer]

Neinteen goes bump in the night

[Neinteen]

Days of combat raged on, there seemed to be no clear cut winner. Bodies lay everywhere, the Curmudgeon himself took a hit to the leg.

[Neinteen]

Originally Posted by SFfencer

Neinteen goes bump in the night

She actually rapes noobs in the night. awkward inside joke.

[Neinteen]

And after days of fighting a rebel force emerged; formed from the enlightened of both sides. The rebel group realized that both sides would lose and utterly destroy themselves given the time.

[SFfencer]

Originally Posted by Neinteen

Listen to the Biblical stories, my dearest.

You've never called me that before.

Does that mean you love me?

[Neinteen]

They dropped their weapons mid-battle and gathered around a large tree off to the side of the battle.

[Neinteen]

Originally Posted by SFfencer

You've never called me that before.

Does that mean you love me?

Is Sodium Acetate a cool molecular formula?

[Neinteen]

The Zilver one and the Great Curmudgeon both realized the increasing deserters, and ordered them executed. Both armied move to eliminate the rebels.

[SFfencer]

Originally Posted by Neinteen

Days of combat raged on, there seemed to be no clear cut winner. Bodies lay everywhere, the Curmudgeon himself took a hit to the leg.

If you're talking about Inq.,
the leg isn't target in Sabre.

edit: if the epeeists are attacking then they would attack the leg also :edit

[Neinteen]

Unfortunately, the rebels had thrown dad their weapons, rid themselves of their armor, and been democratically electing the ablest of them to lead them to their deserved utopia

[Neinteen]

The rebels were rallied under Sir Neinteen, the great great great grandfather to this very poster.

[Neinteen]

Rallied under Neinteen I, the rebels lacked weapons and armor. WHen all of a sudden...

[Neinteen]

God appeared, and, from the battlegrounds, molded an epee and a sabre together in heavenly forges. Creating the first foil, the weapon of the heavens.

[Neinteen]

The new weapon was distributed among the rebels who were outnumberd over 1:500. The rebels were all given torso platemails and granted God's protection over everything else.

[Neinteen]

The rebels fought both armied, suffering few losses while devestating both. It was Thermamaplae x 500. or more some historians say. or more..

[Neinteen]

The rebels, numbering only about 19, fled to Neinteen I's castle.

[Neinteen]

The armies of the Zilver and the Curmudgeon didn't follow, and continued to engage each other in mortal combat.

[Neinteen]

The forces of Neinteen I continued to receive God's support, he watched over them. However, the newly independant Neinlandia was in danger.

[Neinteen]

The Inq Army as it was called, had won the battle. Peace had been informally made, and Zilver retreated back to the northern lands in which she came. Inq began to dominate the continent.