The 516,649 post thread

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oh i got an idea. short stories.

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Note: these stories are based on real events. names and locations have been substituted to ensure safety for all spoken about.

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10,400. That's the first story. Ironically based on a true story.

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So I'm at this normal everyday tournament with a friend.

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And we go to our pool's strips and part ways wishing each other good luck and zipping lames ya know.

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so i'm fencing. he's fencing. it's a cool time.

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So when pools in over, we each went like 4-1 and we waiting for seeding to be posted. Just hanging on the bleachers.

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and then i didn't know the DEs were already starting

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and i rushed there to not get eliminated. found my strip and suited up as fast as possible.

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like 2 or 3 touches in my body cord kept going off target.

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so i tried that tie one body cord to the other and pull it thing but it didnt work cuz the 3 prong thing was breaking off and the chord was stuck on soemthing anways

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and i cant do it myself so my friend helps me, the chord somehow got stuck in the chest protector.

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so we're both like in my jacket trying to untie it. and my hair gets caught in his lame lol

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so when he yanks the chord i scream cuz it pulls my hair and the director looks over and is like omg wtf

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and the director was like about to black card him and have me arrest him for sexual abuse

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and my friend was like 'no shes my friend' and this like old woman is all like 'that doesnt matter you're outa here'

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and then like people from the bout comitee came and we explained it. and it looked weird.

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but yeah and afterwards the kid i beat thought we were lying when we said we were friends

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so he goes up to my friend and starts asking what it was like to grab me

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so my friend was like ew wtf go away (or so he says he said)