The 516,649 post thread

[fences_like_a_lemur]

*goes and buys some popcorn from the concession stand*

Hey Rabid Monk, do you think I could come on over and watch this fine show with you? I can bring some more popcorn and some drinks if you'd like...

*pulls out a hammock and attaches it to two tree's...then pulls out a video camera and presses record*

By the way; Maple Epee, you do know that it is illegal to kidnap a person of important status...right? If not, then you might want to google what your rights are before the cops arrest you... Just some friendly advice from a lemur.

[the maple epee]

Hey Rabid Monk, do you think I could come on over and watch this fine show with you? I can bring some more popcorn and some drinks if you'd like...

*pulls out a hammock and attaches it to two tree's...then pulls out a video camera and presses record*

By the way; Maple Epee, you do know that it is illegal to kidnap a person of important status...right? If not, then you might want to google what your rights are before the cops arrest you... Just some friendly advice from a lemur.

She wants to kill me, so, what can I say.
By the way Lemur, think I could get a copy of the vid?

[ParryRiposte]

I'm not sure what good it would do you, you'd be dead as it is.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

She wants to kill me, so, what can I say.
By the way Lemur, think I could get a copy of the vid?

As ParryRiposte -the girl that is kicking your epeeist ***- just said; you'll be dead or rotting in Federal Prison...I'm not too sure what good it'll do you. But if you really want, I'll make sure to have it played at your funeral...

[SFfencer]

*SF and maple carry PR to the truck*
"Hey, I've got some Chloroform" says maple
*as maple puts some on a rag, and covers PR's mouth*

[the maple epee]

*SF and Maple drive off towards airport where a rented plane is waiting*

[ParryRiposte]

*PR isout cold, rattling around in the bed of the truck*

Thinks, "lemur... now would be a great time to save me..."

[the maple epee]

*Gets to airport. SF and Maple haul PR into waiting plane and take off*

Well SF, now we get to see what happens when you drop a sabreur from 10,000 feet. Bwahahahahahaaa!

[ParryRiposte]

*PR begins to stir... as plane takes off, she busts free* I don't know... care to try?

[SFfencer]

*PR gets into the cockpit, and locks the plane in a dive*
*SF and Maple put on thier parachutes*

[ParryRiposte]

*PR begins a complex series of aerobatics, prepares to drop a bomb* (a rental bomber...)
*SF takes the only faulty parachute*

[SFfencer]

*the plane locks in a dive, and PR is unable to pull the plane up*
*SF and Maple jump out of the plane*

[ParryRiposte]

*SF and maple realise that the plane is 500 feet from the ground... and SF's parachute fails to deploy. PR presses the eject button and gets shot into the sky*

[Rabid Monk]

*nudges lemur and says "Hey, make sure you get a good closeup of this next part."*

[Phaeton]

I feel a song coming on...everyone to their off-key shelters!

Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

There he is wrapped in a ball
Doesn't seem to move at all
Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
Pick this book up off the floor

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

He's come to a sticky end
Don't think he will ever mend
Never more will he crawl 'round
He's embedded in the ground

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Whew...that one almost got me!

[the maple epee]

*Maple and SF both land in trees and escape with minor injuries* Whew, that
was a close one! SF, you all right?

SF: I... I think my arm's broken. So's my leg!

*The plane slams into the ground next to RM and Lemur, blasting them into a nearby pond*

*Maple hobbles over to PR, who has just landed* I have some business I need to take care of. PR, this has gone too far. I think It's time that we stopped trying to kill each other - this was started over me not wearing green on St. Patties day for chrissakes! *Offers hand* Truce? I mean, at least we can go back to trying to kill each other with just our bare hands and crude implements such as cinder blocks and baseball bats. Whaddaya say?

[ParryRiposte]

*PR, sitting propped up by a tree, touches the side of her head and winces* I... don't know. On the one hand, you are an epeeist and, and they are reknowned for going back on their word; and on the other, I'm in no condition to continue fighting. Make a truce with an epeeist... that I've never done before, and the prospect somewhat frightens me; hell might freeze over. But as a fellow fencer... oh, I really don't know.

Okay. Fine. Truce. *takes hand*

[the maple epee]

Wonderful!
Now, you go and give some splints and crutches to SF, I'll fish RM and Lemur out of the pond, and we'll all go out for some Guinness! How does that sound?

[Rabid Monk]

*Paddling around aimlessly in the pond. "Oy! Lemur! Didja get that on camera?"*

What, Guinness? I'm in. Need something wet after all that popcorn.

[ParryRiposte]

*delivers splints and crutches to SF* I can't believe I just did that... you'd better hurry about lemur, rumor has it that lemurs can't swim. Guinness? All for it. We'll even go to the awesome pub in downtown Seattle with the tap museum and the excellent steak. By the way, maple, are you going to attempt to slip something into my drink?