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  1. 03-18-2007 11:26 PM #221
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    OWWW!!!
    Jeez, that hurt a lot! See? Now I'm bleeding on you again!
    What the hell?!? *Elbows PR in the stomach* Take That! *Punches PR*
    AND that!
    Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees
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  2. 03-18-2007 11:27 PM #222
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    *lies on ground looking bored* That hurt a bit. Do you want to go get me an icy-hot patch? *cracks knuckles*
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  3. 03-18-2007 11:33 PM #223
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    Oh god, I'm gonna die, aren't I?
    Mess with my cows and I'll break your knees
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    Not immediately.
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  5. 03-18-2007 11:35 PM #225
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    *Gets out baseball bat* Here we go again. *sigh*
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    What's that for?
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    Three guesses and the first two don't count. *Hits PR repeatedly with baseball bat*
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    Umm, I don't know, let's see, to hurt you with? Does that count? *rips bat from maple's fingers and hits him in the crotch*

    You know, this should be called the "PR beats the sh*t out of maple thread."
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  9. 03-18-2007 11:53 PM #229
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    OOOOHHHHH! OWWWWWWWWW! GAAAAAAAAAAA! That is not cool.

    *Sits down and weeps*
    Do you even realize how much that hurts? You shouldn't even think about doing that! You don't understand. The hurt is indescribable.

    That's IT!

    *Gets in truck and accelerates toward PR*
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    Ha ha! I mean, oh, sorry, did I miss your face? Poor maple.

    And now he's off driving towards the hospital... are you okay? *fingers pistol*

    By now, we should be at 12,739 posts. We're failing, dammit!
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    *Runs over PR. Repeatedly.*
    Oops, I seem to be running you over. Repeatedly. So sorry, dear, dear PR.
    *Switches hydraulics on, making truck bounce on PR* Suck it up PR, it builds character!
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    OWWWW! *twitches* just... in time... I was just discussing with my mother how... stupid men are.... Jerk! *tries to dance to music in car* Oh, wait, that's the punk band in the skies calling to me. *goes unconcious*
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    *Maple, thinking that PR is dead, throws her in river*
    *Wipes hands off* Well, I think that settles that!
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    *drifts downriver aways, jumps out, and creeps up behind maple* BOO! *pushes him in river*
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    *drives up to the river*
    *handcuffs PR, and throws maple a rope*
    Andre Moreau: I fall in love constantly, indiscriminately! The effect is the same as if I never fell in love at all.
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    *goes and buys some popcorn from the concession stand*
    The preceding post brought to you by Rabid Monk (TM).
    Rabid Monk: informative, irreverent, interesting, random and downright odd posts, done with pride since 1983.
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    *pouts and falls into the river dragging in SF, leaving Monk alone to watch the fish*
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    *struggles with PR, holds her head under water*
    Andre Moreau: I fall in love constantly, indiscriminately! The effect is the same as if I never fell in love at all.
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    *takes on water, then rolls over and bludgeons SF on the head a hew times*
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    *Creeps up and grabs PR from behind* SF, help me get her into the back of the truck! Oh, and does anybody know how to fly a plane?
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