03-18-2007, 11:26 PM
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| OWWW!!!
Jeez, that hurt a lot! See? Now I'm bleeding on you again!
What the hell?!? *Elbows PR in the stomach* Take That! *Punches PR*
AND that! 
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03-18-2007, 11:27 PM
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| *lies on ground looking bored* That hurt a bit. Do you want to go get me an icy-hot patch? *cracks knuckles* | |
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03-18-2007, 11:33 PM
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| Oh god, I'm gonna die, aren't I? 
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03-18-2007, 11:34 PM
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| Not immediately.  | |
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03-18-2007, 11:35 PM
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| *Gets out baseball bat* Here we go again. *sigh*
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03-18-2007, 11:37 PM
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|  What's that for? | |
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03-18-2007, 11:41 PM
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| Three guesses and the first two don't count. *Hits PR repeatedly with baseball bat*
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03-18-2007, 11:46 PM
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| Umm, I don't know, let's see, to hurt you with? Does that count? *rips bat from maple's fingers and hits him in the crotch*
You know, this should be called the "PR beats the sh*t out of maple thread."  | |
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03-18-2007, 11:53 PM
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| OOOOHHHHH! OWWWWWWWWW! GAAAAAAAAAAA! That is not cool. 
*Sits down and weeps*
Do you even realize how much that hurts? You shouldn't even think about doing that! You don't understand. The hurt is indescribable. 
That's IT!
*Gets in truck and accelerates toward PR*
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03-18-2007, 11:56 PM
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| Ha ha! I mean, oh, sorry, did I miss your face? Poor maple. 
And now he's off driving towards the hospital... are you okay? *fingers pistol*
By now, we should be at 12,739 posts. We're failing, dammit! | |
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03-19-2007, 12:11 AM
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| *Runs over PR. Repeatedly.*
Oops, I seem to be running you over. Repeatedly. So sorry, dear, dear PR.
*Switches hydraulics on, making truck bounce on PR* Suck it up PR, it builds character! 
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03-19-2007, 12:14 AM
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| OWWWW! *twitches* just... in time... I was just discussing with my mother how... stupid men are.... Jerk! *tries to dance to music in car* Oh, wait, that's the punk band in the skies calling to me. *goes unconcious* | |
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03-19-2007, 12:26 AM
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| *Maple, thinking that PR is dead, throws her in river*
*Wipes hands off* Well, I think that settles that!
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03-19-2007, 01:01 AM
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| *drifts downriver aways, jumps out, and creeps up behind maple* BOO! *pushes him in river* | |
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03-19-2007, 01:44 AM
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| *drives up to the river*
*handcuffs PR, and throws maple a rope* | |
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03-19-2007, 01:44 AM
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| *goes and buys some popcorn from the concession stand*
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03-19-2007, 02:13 AM
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| *pouts and falls into the river dragging in SF, leaving Monk alone to watch the fish* | |
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03-19-2007, 02:18 AM
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| *struggles with PR, holds her head under water* | |
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03-19-2007, 11:59 AM
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| *takes on water, then rolls over and bludgeons SF on the head a hew times* | |
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03-19-2007, 12:05 PM
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| *Creeps up and grabs PR from behind* SF, help me get her into the back of the truck! Oh, and does anybody know how to fly a plane?
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