04-01-2007, 05:51 PM
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#41 | | No, your mom's a lemur
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
Posts: 2,831
| Elon1990: hi
Archangel0907: hey dude
Elon1990: How are you
Archangel0907: You haven't talked to me in a while.
Archangel0907: I feel left out
Elon1990: I have been busy
Archangel0907: It's no excuse
Archangel0907: Where have you been? My life is falling apart without you
Elon1990: I did not think you would have cared
Archangel0907: Sometimes I cry at night, wondering why you didn't call.
Elon1990: Me call. Why would I call
Archangel0907: Because I thought we had something SPECIAL!
Archangel0907: Something.. precious...
Elon1990: I am not gay if that is what you are insituating
Archangel0907: But then I found out you were talking to other people too.
Archangel0907: other fencers.
Elon1990: just trying to make friends
Archangel0907: And I realized I'm not special to you.
Elon1990: can I not make friends
Archangel0907: I'm just another face in a mask
Archangel0907: Why????
Archangel0907: Why Elon????
Elon1990: would you like to talk
Archangel0907: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????
Elon1990: I did not know if you were serious
Archangel0907: Ewwwwww.... no!
Archangel0907: I'm just kidding.
Archangel0907: You're dreamy
Elon1990: are you gay or straight
Archangel0907: Wouldn't you like to know....
Archangel0907: I might cross for you....
Elon1990: I do not care if you are gay
Elon1990: How do I know if you are for real
Archangel0907: Because I'm talking to you.
Archangel0907: Unless you can't trust your eyes.
Elon1990: we have not talked too much
Archangel0907: And you're schizophrenic from using to much acid.
Archangel0907: But I don't believe that can really happen.
Archangel0907: (Can you stop the voices.)
Elon1990: you never sent me Emails
Archangel0907: What are e-mails?
Elon1990: you know what Emails are
Archangel0907: nu uh.
Archangel0907: tell me.
Archangel0907: And call me a dirty little slut
Elon1990: mail messages
Archangel0907: I don't trust my mail man.
Archangel0907: He's indian.
Archangel0907: Or middle eastern.
Archangel0907: Or something.
Archangel0907: He's plotting something
Elon1990: where do you fence
Archangel0907: Around myt house
Archangel0907: It keeps the young whippersnappers out of my yard
Archangel0907: And the dogs.
Elon1990: you seem busy
Archangel0907: I don't trust dogs.
Archangel0907: DO you like dogs?
Archangel0907: Nope
Elon1990: i like dogs
Archangel0907: Why? They slobber and bite and bark!
Archangel0907: And all the women dogs are *****es
Archangel0907: I just hate *****es.
Elon1990: someone is calling me
Archangel0907: I mean, theynever give you their money on time
Archangel0907: You don't like me do you?
Archangel0907: There's nobody calling you
Archangel0907: You just don't want to talk to me!
Archangel0907: WHY DON"T YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????
Elon1990: I did not say I do not love you
Archangel0907: You do love me?
Archangel0907: (Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting.. .Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting.. .Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting.. .)
Archangel0907: (Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting.. .Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting.. .Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting.. .)
Elon1990: what
Archangel0907: I asked you a question, Elon. Do. You. Love. Me?
Archangel0907: Huh Elon? Do yah? Huh? Do you feel lucky punk? Well do yah?
Archangel0907: Wrong! You took too long to answer.
Archangel0907: I can see that you don't love me.
Archangel0907: And that's okay.
Elon1990: what
Archangel0907: I'll just... I'll just.... I'm breaking up here.... I'll just wipe the tears away
Archangel0907: I don't need this.
Archangel0907: I don't need this ELON!!!!
Elon1990: bye
Elon1990: what is wrong with you
Archangel0907: Now you leave me too!
Elon1990: I leave you
Archangel0907: I'' tell you what's wrong with me.
Archangel0907: Here's what's wrong with me.
Elon1990: what
Archangel0907: It's midnight, my girlfriend left me, my friends found a condom in my pants, Dominos didn't put jew on my pizza, you left me, I've had an erection for more than four hours, we're indoors, and I'm wearing sunglasses. | 
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04-02-2007, 11:29 AM
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#42 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
Posts: 3,993
| Quote:
Originally Posted by Westley  Elon1990: hi
Archangel0907: hey dude
Elon1990: How are you
Archangel0907: You haven't talked to me in a while.
Archangel0907: I feel left out
Elon1990: I have been busy
Archangel0907: It's no excuse
Archangel0907: Where have you been? My life is falling apart without you
Elon1990: I did not think you would have cared
Archangel0907: Sometimes I cry at night, wondering why you didn't call.
Elon1990: Me call. Why would I call
Archangel0907: Because I thought we had something SPECIAL!
Archangel0907: Something.. precious...
Elon1990: I am not gay if that is what you are insituating
Archangel0907: But then I found out you were talking to other people too.
Archangel0907: other fencers.
Elon1990: just trying to make friends
Archangel0907: And I realized I'm not special to you.
Elon1990: can I not make friends
Archangel0907: I'm just another face in a mask
Archangel0907: Why????
Archangel0907: Why Elon????
Elon1990: would you like to talk
Archangel0907: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????
Elon1990: I did not know if you were serious
Archangel0907: Ewwwwww.... no!
Archangel0907: I'm just kidding.
Archangel0907: You're dreamy
Elon1990: are you gay or straight
Archangel0907: Wouldn't you like to know....
Archangel0907: I might cross for you....
Elon1990: I do not care if you are gay
Elon1990: How do I know if you are for real
Archangel0907: Because I'm talking to you.
Archangel0907: Unless you can't trust your eyes.
Elon1990: we have not talked too much
Archangel0907: And you're schizophrenic from using to much acid.
Archangel0907: But I don't believe that can really happen.
Archangel0907: (Can you stop the voices.)
Elon1990: you never sent me Emails
Archangel0907: What are e-mails?
Elon1990: you know what Emails are
Archangel0907: nu uh.
Archangel0907: tell me.
Archangel0907: And call me a dirty little slut
Elon1990: mail messages
Archangel0907: I don't trust my mail man.
Archangel0907: He's indian.
Archangel0907: Or middle eastern.
Archangel0907: Or something.
Archangel0907: He's plotting something
Elon1990: where do you fence
Archangel0907: Around myt house
Archangel0907: It keeps the young whippersnappers out of my yard
Archangel0907: And the dogs.
Elon1990: you seem busy
Archangel0907: I don't trust dogs.
Archangel0907: DO you like dogs?
Archangel0907: Nope
Elon1990: i like dogs
Archangel0907: Why? They slobber and bite and bark!
Archangel0907: And all the women dogs are *****es
Archangel0907: I just hate *****es.
Elon1990: someone is calling me
Archangel0907: I mean, theynever give you their money on time
Archangel0907: You don't like me do you?
Archangel0907: There's nobody calling you
Archangel0907: You just don't want to talk to me!
Archangel0907: WHY DON"T YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????
Elon1990: I did not say I do not love you
Archangel0907: You do love me?
Archangel0907: (Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting.. .Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting.. .Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting.. .)
Archangel0907: (Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting.. .Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting.. .Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting...Waiting.. .)
Elon1990: what
Archangel0907: I asked you a question, Elon. Do. You. Love. Me?
Archangel0907: Huh Elon? Do yah? Huh? Do you feel lucky punk? Well do yah?
Archangel0907: Wrong! You took too long to answer.
Archangel0907: I can see that you don't love me.
Archangel0907: And that's okay.
Elon1990: what
Archangel0907: I'll just... I'll just.... I'm breaking up here.... I'll just wipe the tears away
Archangel0907: I don't need this.
Archangel0907: I don't need this ELON!!!!
Elon1990: bye
Elon1990: what is wrong with you
Archangel0907: Now you leave me too!
Elon1990: I leave you
Archangel0907: I'' tell you what's wrong with me.
Archangel0907: Here's what's wrong with me.
Elon1990: what
Archangel0907: It's midnight, my girlfriend left me, my friends found a condom in my pants, Dominos didn't put jew on my pizza, you left me, I've had an erection for more than four hours, we're indoors, and I'm wearing sunglasses. |
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04-02-2007, 02:22 PM
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#43 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
Posts: 8,912
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Originally Posted by Westley Archangel0907: It's midnight, my girlfriend left me, my friends found a condom in my pants, Dominos didn't put jew on my pizza, you left me, I've had an erection for more than four hours, we're indoors, and I'm wearing sunglasses. | Wes,
You have a standing invitation to live at my house and deal with telephone solicitors.
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04-04-2007, 10:51 PM
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#44 | | Just Joined
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 5
| Mischief afoot. I think I know his home address and telephone number. | |
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04-04-2007, 11:00 PM
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#45 | | Yes We Did
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Madison, WI
Posts: 2,154
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Originally Posted by rapier Mischief afoot. I think I know his home address and telephone number. | You mean like is in his signature here? http://www.fencing.net/forums/members/2750.html
Ten billion rep points to you for solving that mystery.  | 
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04-05-2007, 08:05 AM
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#46 | | Just Joined
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 5
| 'Scuse me, I had no idea it was that easy. I am in NC and had some local complaints about him. | |
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04-05-2007, 09:00 AM
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#47 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2006 Location: Here
Posts: 2,122
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Originally Posted by rapier 'Scuse me, I had no idea it was that easy. I am in NC and had some local complaints about him. | Join the club. 
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Originally Posted by IHateMrPotatohead I can't think of anything to put down there! |  | |
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04-05-2007, 10:32 AM
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#48 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Indiana
Posts: 849
| Is it possible this guy might also be using e-mail?
I received the following from someone who signed his name and the first name was Thomas.
The e-mail was Quote:
I have come across your name on several occasions. I see you are a saber fencer and I understand you enjoy writing. I have been to a few Summer Nationals and I have seen Dunn stenciled on a fencer's uniform. I do not know if it was you. The lady was very attractive and she fenced saber however. Have you ever considered fencing internationally. Have you ever been sponsored as a fencer? Is there such a thing as fencing sponsorships? Would you ever consider it.
| I was tempted to reply that I was old and ugly and fenced veteran but decided the best response was no response. | |
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04-05-2007, 10:34 AM
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#49 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Indiana
Posts: 849
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Originally Posted by erooMynohtnA | That's the name that was associated with the e-mail I received, except there was a IV after his name. | |
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06-09-2008, 07:21 PM
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#50 | | No, your mom's a lemur
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
Posts: 2,831
| I wish Elon talked to me again. He makes me feel so lonely.... | |
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06-09-2008, 07:37 PM
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#51 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
Posts: 8,912
| Wes m'dear you're the only person who can sound weirder than elon.
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06-09-2008, 08:32 PM
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#52 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Houston, but South
Posts: 2,434
| I wish he'd talk to me at all, I could use some new gear and I'm not above sending him pictures of myself since I already have them on here. Wait... It might not be the best thing that we have albums now...
And umm... if you're lurking about the forums, I only use yahoo, but feel free to contact me on there
EDIT: I probably could have a conversation as good as Wes's, or perhaps better, if I had a cup of coffee. I'm very tired right now so my mind isn't as sharp as it could be to these types of things. Staying up past 3 am hasn't done me good.
__________________ ↕ Embrace both lines.
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06-11-2008, 11:01 AM
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#53 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SOTX Division. Also usually found here ->
Posts: 2,428
| Wait, wait wait, wha--?! I'm lost
I don't IM. At all. (I don't have much spare time and it's just another thing to get addicted to...) So who is this guy and what's the deal with him?
Btw, Wes, you also have an open invitation to deal with my own telemarketers You wonderfully terrible person.. I love you.
__________________ ...and his favorite was 'Carpe Diem'.
(But all things must come to an end.)
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06-11-2008, 01:41 PM
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#54 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
Posts: 8,912
| This person (and I use the term loosely) contacts fencers (generally in the NC area) and offers to buy them fencing uniforms if they model for him. He has been known to stalk some people.
If you truly feel left out, I am certain you can find a local mentally unbalanced person to make false promises and stalk you.
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06-11-2008, 08:57 PM
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#55 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Venice Beach, CA
Posts: 1,308
| Yeah, I was kinda looking forward to fookin with the dude too, but he actually sent me an IM also, and I was surprised at how genuinely creeped out he made me after just a bit. The guy is seriously wierd, and not in a funny way.
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06-12-2008, 12:45 PM
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#56 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SOTX Division. Also usually found here ->
Posts: 2,428
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Originally Posted by seven6ty Yeah, I was kinda looking forward to fookin with the dude too, but he actually sent me an IM also, and I was surprised at how genuinely creeped out he made me after just a bit. The guy is seriously wierd, and not in a funny way. | ...What on earth could he have said? I mean, that freaked you out so fast? Short of like, propositioning you or something? o_o
__________________ ...and his favorite was 'Carpe Diem'.
(But all things must come to an end.)
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06-14-2008, 11:06 AM
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#57 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Vermonster
Posts: 1,088
| nah proposing wouldnt be thaaaaaat wierd. mehbeh like ...idk... just be a creeper.
i am curious now, how DID he scare you?
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Sometimes i think this cycle never ends
We slide from top to bottom and we turn and climb again
And it seems by the time that i have figured what it's worth
The squeaking of our skin against the steel has gotten worse
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06-14-2008, 12:11 PM
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#58 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SOTX Division. Also usually found here ->
Posts: 2,428
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Originally Posted by Musicfencer nah proposing wouldnt be thaaaaaat wierd. mehbeh like ...idk... just be a creeper.
i am curious now, how DID he scare you? | ...Unless it involved whips and a pony costume
__________________ ...and his favorite was 'Carpe Diem'.
(But all things must come to an end.)
"Speak softly and carry a big stick!" - Teddy Roosevelt | |
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06-14-2008, 02:46 PM
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#59 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Dere middle of Vermont
Posts: 3,704
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Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In ...Unless it involved whips and a pony costume | This is Elon's fantasy: http://www.cracked.com/phpimages/craptions/8/828.jpg
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