Conservapedia

[noodle]

I was just about to post a thread about this. Has anyone taken a gander at their take on evolution?
http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolution

Oh, and noodle...I'll see your "Reality has a known liberal bias" and raise you "Reality has become a commodity."

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[RebelFencer]

fb stalker!

You know, I have no clue what that means. Hope you're proud of yourself.

[noodle]

You know, I have no clue what that means. Hope you're proud of yourself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fb

its one of those options

[RebelFencer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fb

its one of those options

I didn't think we had a friendship book.

Ohhh, that's your favorite quote on facebook. Gotcha.

[introspective]

RulesI am well aware of the fact that unfortunetly, a completely conservative idee puts a tremendous stress on the person with the idee fixe. They need a more moderate approach to life, thereby giving them some leeway to spill a glass of milk [ego: don't cry over spilt milk] expression. Rules rules rules. When can we break the rules!!! And who makes the rules a dictator or a moderate. A fool or a wiseperson?

Snagging America
American CEO's that everyone hates, and down the list until you finally have the guts to snag some poor sucker for lighting up a cigerette in a no-smoking zone and put him in the slammer. Clearly, if there were more lenient rules, people like John for example would never never never have thought of being just John.

Catering to the Lazy
The bald-faced truth to this is that human beings are weak, filled with evil and are too lazy to indulge in the kinds of activities that might offset some of their negative idee fixes. They would much rather laze around the living room in a filthy nightie, kick back a few beers and dream over computer porn, further deepening their already messed up minds until they completely rebuild their brains making rationales and justifications for every sick and perverted thing they do, from waking up in the morning and using the bathroom basin for three hours, to driving around with stolen underwear taken from the screetching bodies [did anyone see that one] of the underdressed. Please don't think I'm kidding there was something on the Television the other night about some man who was caught with undergarments taken from clotheslines and people and he had boxes of it, that he wore in his home.

[bunbury]

I love

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[foildad]

I really like this one:

"Though the liberal media continues to disparage Bush's handling of the economy, they often neglect to report the many aspects of the economy that Bush has improved. For example, during his term Exxon Mobile has posted the largest profit of any company in a signle year, and executive salaries have greatly increased as well [5]."

[Miglin]

That was absolutely hilarious. You should take a look at their debate topics.

[mrbiggs]

Wikipedia is not a liberal wiki.

This is a liberal wiki:

http://wiki.stealthiswiki.org


(Probably not work safe.)