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  1. 02-19-2007 12:20 PM #1
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    For those who don't understand what the jump off is:

    It's like going in the candy store, and getting a free tootsie roll.

    It's like going and getting tested for HIV and the tests come back positive....but upon further testing you find out it's really negative.

    It's like your dad being in the Russian mafia.

    IT'S LIKE YOUR WORST ENEMY'S MOM GETTING JUMPED... BY NINJAS.. IN DISNEYWORLD!!!

    THAT'S THE MOTHERF***ING JUMP OFF!!!
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  2. 02-19-2007 02:55 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelFencer View Post
    It's like going in the candy store, and getting a free tootsie roll.

    It's like going and getting tested for HIV and the tests come back positive....but upon further testing you find out it's really negative.

    It's like your dad being in the Russian mafia.

    IT'S LIKE YOUR WORST ENEMY'S MOM GETTING JUMPED... BY NINJAS.. IN DISNEYWORLD!!!

    THAT'S THE MOTHERF***ING JUMP OFF!!!
    ...I don't understand...
    I'm going to go ask Intro!
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  3. 02-19-2007 05:51 PM #3
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    Yeah, I'm a little confused too. Is it like having a snow day on the day of finals?
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  4. 02-19-2007 09:07 PM #4
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    Is it like when you go to a blind date, and you see Dick Cheney and go OH GOD! and then realize the whole time it was actually Barack Obama?
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  5. 02-20-2007 01:33 AM #5
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    It's like your girlfriend getting pregnant, and nine months later giving birth to super bowl tickets.
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  6. 02-20-2007 10:35 PM #6
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    Is it like going to the BC to argue a card and actually getting the card revoked?
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  7. 02-21-2007 12:39 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westley View Post
    Is it like when you go to a blind date, and you see Dick Cheney and go OH GOD! and then realize the whole time it was actually Barack Obama?
    No, that just sounds like a really horrible dream where at some point you think "OH GOD let someone shoot me in the face with a shotgun so I can wake up", but no one does, and the nightmare just goes on.

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  8. 02-22-2007 02:03 PM #8
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    Is it like reading some senseless post & then realizing you can put that poster on your Ignore list?
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  9. 02-22-2007 02:16 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farfetnoogen View Post
    Is it like reading some senseless post & then realizing you can put that poster on your Ignore list?
    It's like not really caring because you weren't even aware of the ignorer's existance.
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  10. 02-25-2007 11:36 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelFencer View Post
    It's like not really caring because you weren't even aware of the ignorer's existance.
    OOOoohhh! Burned!!!
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  11. 02-26-2007 12:49 AM #11
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    Here is what the jump off is: http://youtube.com/watch?v=f6prcYP6f7o

    You will need a youtube account since the lyrics are explicit.
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  12. 03-01-2007 02:08 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelFencer View Post
    Here is what the jump off is: http://youtube.com/watch?v=f6prcYP6f7o.
    So... the jump off is a lame video??

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  13. 03-01-2007 01:02 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by OROD View Post
    So... the jump off is a lame video??

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    Pretty much.
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  14. 03-07-2007 03:42 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelFencer View Post
    Pretty much.

    Well that's a let down.
  15. 03-07-2007 03:37 PM #15
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    So then what was the point of this? Utter confusion?
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  16. 03-08-2007 09:05 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by fences_like_a_lemur View Post
    So then what was the point of this? Utter confusion?
    Pretty much...yeah.
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