02-01-2007, 11:13 PM
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| Mr Miyagi: A neccasary father Today many young men will grow up under the tutelage of feminine fathers that lack the skill and masculinity to be a father. A father with no pride, ability or dignity. They will turn to a fellow man able to provide these qualities, or they crawl along the earth un guided, like the vine with no tree to climb. The mentors of our society, the instructors, the coaches, the teachers and for some, the criminals, the pimps and the enforcers, are bestowed with the reality that they ARE the fathers of our sons. They will be the Mr Miyagi of our Daniel San. It is the holy responsibility of the coolest cats and the darkest dogs to better themselves, to provide the truest map to righteousness. If you are in a position of leadership, power, fame or fortune, let this thought haunt your night: you are the father of the young. So, shepherds of our young ones, lead not your flock into temptation, but deliver them from evil, for the poisoned stock is of no bounty. |
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02-01-2007, 11:20 PM
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02-01-2007, 11:45 PM
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| Huh...? Sounded like a lot of crap to me but then again I'm tired. Also was a bit too religious for my liking being an Atheist and all.
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02-02-2007, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Myonmi Agee Today many young men will grow up under the tutelage of feminine fathers that lack the skill and masculinity to be a father. A father with no pride, ability or dignity. They will turn to a fellow man able to provide these qualities, or they crawl along the earth un guided, like the vine with no tree to climb. The mentors of our society, the instructors, the coaches, the teachers and for some, the criminals, the pimps and the enforcers, are bestowed with the reality that they ARE the fathers of our sons. They will be the Mr Miyagi of our Daniel San. It is the holy responsibility of the coolest cats and the darkest dogs to better themselves, to provide the truest map to righteousness. If you are in a position of leadership, power, fame or fortune, let this thought haunt your night: you are the father of the young. So, shepherds of our young ones, lead not your flock into temptation, but deliver them from evil, for the poisoned stock is of no bounty. | Dad? blablabla
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02-02-2007, 10:56 PM
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| I dont know who you are, or where you come from, but that was awesome. I wish I could make it my sig. |
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02-02-2007, 11:38 PM
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| I'm not sure who you are, or where you can from; but that was good.
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02-03-2007, 12:06 AM
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| Uhhhh... right.
I think its another balbos clone.
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02-03-2007, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! Uhhhh... right.
I think its another balbos clone. | Couldn't be; BALBOS would have split it up into 17 posts. |
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02-03-2007, 12:25 AM
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| I thought it was sort of weird myself.
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02-03-2007, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Interrupter I thought it was sort of weird myself. | Well! There you go. The definitive post.
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02-04-2007, 11:55 AM
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| I kinda agree, but the eligous ovetones give it a feeling of pushiness.
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02-04-2007, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by BALBOS Who the hell is Mr.Miyagy? Some Mongolian expert of fatherology? | No, that would be needle, though instead of knowing anything about fatherhood he would be complaining about people disrespecting vodka...
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02-05-2007, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by BALBOS Who the hell is Mr.Miyagy? Some Mongolian expert of fatherology? | ...You don't know who Mr. Miyagi is?
The coach in the Karate Kid?
::sigh:: He taught me everything.
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02-05-2007, 01:07 PM
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| ..must....not.....start....dichotomy.....debate... ... must... resist... gyaaaahhh 
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02-09-2007, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by BALBOS Mr.Miyagy is supreme authority on questions of life and death,family and kids,universe and God....he has coolest cats on his left and darkest dogs on his right.
But Mr.Miyagy has nothing on Chuck Norris. | Mr. Miyagi can kick Chuck Norris' a**. As a matter of fact, Daniel-San probably could too!
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02-11-2007, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by BALBOS Mr.Miyagy can only polish the shoes of Chuck Norris...I mean boots. | That's not even funny. Mr. Miyagi would destroy Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is a punk.
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02-13-2007, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by BALBOS Mr.Miyagy would have to suck Chucks big toe...dirty nail included.
P.S. In the Kill Bill 2,there is this Chinese master...whats up with those long grey eyebrows...is it some kind of Chinese fetish? | What's up with not being coherent? Do you pleasure yourself to making others cringe as they read your inane blather? |
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02-14-2007, 01:46 PM
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| What is with the sudden rise in popularity of toe-sucking?
It's a little creepy.
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05-04-2007, 06:53 PM
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| What a strange, strange day it's been for the Water Cooler...
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05-04-2007, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by the maple epee What a strange, strange day it's been for the Water Cooler... |
Indeed! |
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