04-24-2001, 05:31 PM
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#1 | | Guest | mysteries...
Some of the great mysteries of life:
-what is arcon on?
-why do all the topics deviate from their original meaning?
-how do all fencers become insane? Is it that crazy ppl are drawn to fencing, or that fencing turns normal ppl crazy? (either way, I admit it...)
-could it..is it...possible to say that no one type of fencing style is better than another, and rather all are equal in that aspect?
If anybody else has any questions of fecing...or life (you mean life ISN'T related to fencing?)  post them here...get those harbored inner questions out of your psyche... | |
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04-24-2001, 06:03 PM
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04-24-2001, 06:04 PM
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04-24-2001, 06:55 PM
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| What is arcon on = helium
Deviated topics = deviated people
Fencers/insane= which came first chick or egg.
Fencing style = absolutely correct and
Finally:
What is the sound of one foil fencing.
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04-24-2001, 06:57 PM
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04-25-2001, 01:52 AM
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| If a fencer steps off the strip, and noone is around to hear it, did he actually step off the strip?
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04-25-2001, 05:42 AM
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| Quote:
Originally posted by FencerInUS:
If a fencer steps off the strip, and noone is around to hear it, did he actually step off the strip?
| Yes. Next question.
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04-25-2001, 08:14 AM
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| Why is it I can take flak from most fencers but not from my friends?
Why is the sky blue and the grass green?
If I fart and it dont smell does it mean I didnt fart?
Why do people have enemas?
Why are we alive?
Is there life after fencing or even during injury?
Why do fencers seem to like fanstasy/sc fi?
Why do people always say "TOUCHE!" and wave their arm like a sword when you tell them you are a fencer....
Why arent I sleeping at night?
Why is the moon white and not green, I mean its made of green cheese right?
Why am I writing this list at 1:16 on a Thursday morning when I should be FAST asleep?
Do fish close thier eyes when they sleep?
Is magic real?
Ok I think I have exhausted myself NIGHT   :P
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04-25-2001, 08:27 AM
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04-25-2001, 10:04 AM
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04-25-2001, 12:16 PM
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04-25-2001, 02:16 PM
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| Where does all the stuff go when it goes into the Black hole.... you know, the missing sock from the clothes dryer- dryers must have a black hole too.
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04-25-2001, 03:09 PM
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#13 | | Guest | Why is the sky blue and the grass green?
Because grass contains a green pigment called chlorophyll, and the rays of light from the sun refract in the atmosphere and form the color blue, b/c of this refraction..
Why do people always say "TOUCHE!" and wave their arm like a sword when you tell them you are a fencer....
Simple...they're idiots
Is there life after fencing or even during injury?
After fencing? How can there be?
Why do fencers seem to like fanstasy/sc fi?
It does seem to be rather ironic, but I have noticed many of that genre contain mention of swords, or duels, or sword fighting...
Why are we alive?
It's all part of some sick, sick joke.
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04-25-2001, 03:32 PM
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| or at the very least, a plan, a demonic master plan, | |
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04-25-2001, 06:36 PM
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| Rick - Being serious, I've wondered that about 7-11's also! I found out that they have locks because of crime. If they're robbed, the police need to secure the crime scene.
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04-26-2001, 06:40 AM
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| Hello gang,
Why is it that the things one loves to do in life are either the most frustrating (hard to do), or expensive?
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04-26-2001, 09:34 AM
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| Nothing is impossible = everything is possible.
Therefore, might it be possible for something, somewhere, somewhen, to be impossible?
Is this possible?
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04-26-2001, 11:49 AM
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