Another Chance for Another Game

[Shadow Fencer]

Hey, that last story was too short. So here's the lead off for the next one, and the rule is: no one gets killed.

Last night at fencing practice, the coach gathered us for an announcement. He says: "Listen up good people, there's going to be a ........."



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I live to fence and fence to live!!

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[arcon]

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[Shadow Fencer]

Everybody begins to laugh and scream.... yeah, that's what you said the last time!!! The coach replies.......

[Hunbabe]

...true, but this time we can't afford electric equipment and it's easier to keep track of touches this way.

[Shadow Fencer]

Anyway, just calm down. There's a lot at stake here. We're going to do this as a team and the 1st place prize for the Club with the winning team is....

[arcon]

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[saberbaby03]

No one was sure if they should try it or not, until one guy said....

[arcon]

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[Hunbabe]

After a few seconds of silence, the group busted out laughing. The guy looked down and realized...

[Shadow Fencer]

that he thought he was exposing his anatomy, but instead his Scooby Doo boxer shorts was the focus of attention.

The Coach said, "OK, now that I have your attention.... yes we are having a nude tournament. Do any of you good people know what the acronym for N.U.D.E is?

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I live to fence and fence to live!!

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[Hunbabe]

Nice UNTIL Direct Elimination

"Exactly!" replied the Coach.

"Huh?" the rest of us muttered, so the Coach picked up the watermelon he always had in his fencing bag.

"Okay," he explained. "This is your brain. *This*.. is your brain on-

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I AM FENCING GOD! Wait. You're atheist? D'oh.

[saberbaby03]

"too much regular fencing!!!!! You guys need to do something different!!!! Come on...who is my first volunteer???"
The first person the volunteer is......

[Shadow Fencer]

.....a relative newcomer to the sport of fencing. She raised her hand in response to the coach's invitation.

The coach, surprised and puzzled, wonders how someone so new to the fencing realm could have an understanding of the stakes for participating in N.U.D.E (Nice Until Direct Elimination). In fact, he wondered if any of the other fencers truly understood what the game was about.

He scratched his head while asking the question: "And what do you propose would be our prize for this event?

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I live to fence and fence to live!!

[arcon]

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[Shadow Fencer]

The coach said, "what did you say? The batteries in my hearing aid must need changing."

The young lady replied in a much louder tone, "I said a salle, a fencing salle".

She described that in the most recent issue of Bravo Fencing, there was an article about N.U.D.E. fencing and it said that any team entering this event could ask for what it wanted as the prize. She said, "If we win this tournament,we could get equipment or maybe a new place for our club to practice. I've only been here a short while and these concrete floors are killing my knees and the equipment is always broken."

The coach grinned and................


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I live to fence and fence to live!!

[saberbaby03]

:hahahahaha, what do you think I am? crazy????

The only reason I want to hold this tournament is..........

[arcon]

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[space_cadet]

The woman pulls out a gun bag and releases gas bombs emitting poisonous gases. No one gets killed but all fencers and the coach are in a coma for 10 years.

The coach woke up from the coma in a stupor.

"Yup," he gasped. "Those are some high stakes."

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I AM FENCING GOD! Wait. You're atheist? D'oh.