Another Chance for Another Game

[mango fever]

women of fencing.net reply:
Zelda, breath normally, while arcon coaches you, (is coaching aloud in the delivery room? i don't know, it's not as important as fencing, so, maybe we can allow it),
okay, so now zelda is breathing normally, arcon is coaching her, the boiled water that has cooled to a room temperature bath, is now used for the baby's first bath (coincidentaially ) and now, to name the baby!

[saberbaby03]

Arcon decides what to name the baby...it must be a meaningfull name...one that has power, one that will both shock and impress all the people of this world.......it must be creative and strong.....AND THE NAME IS........

[arcon]

Zeldacron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[arcon]

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[space_cadet]

Suddenly, the baby jumped out of Mango's belly, with the umbilical cord still attached, and transformed into Zeldacron, the robotic dinosaur. It then transformed into a robot car much like a Transformer (more than meets the eye) and drove off, with the umbilical cord still attached. As it drove in circles around the room, the umbilical cord wound around arcon's neck thus choking him to death.

arcon flatlined on the delivery room floor while the doctors and nurses were trying to cut the umbilical cord. Again, arcon dies.

While the nurses were taking care of Mango, one of them tipped a very large and heavy, metal oxygen tank which then fell on arcon's skull thus crushing in the side of his head.

If that wasn't bad enough, the tank sprung a leak at the same time Zeldacron set off a spark with his metal bumpers and the metal oxygen tank, thus blowing up the entire delivery room and setting everything on fire.

The explosion had weakened the pillars of the hospital therefore causing the entire upper 10 floors of the hospital crashing on top of arcon. That caused multiple explosions of other oxygen tanks with the power of 500 dynamite sticks thus shredding arcon's body into 438 different pieces and throwing them all over.

After all was said and done, Zeldacron, the baby robot Transformer survived the fiasco. Driving around very hungry, it found pieces of arcon's brain and heart and ate them.

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[Screaming_Girl]

The debris caused by the explosion pulled down several electrical lines, wrapping the building in live wires and setting the place on fire. Then the gas and water mains burst, drowning everyone, but since it was a chemical fire, people drowned and burned at the same time.

However... a light can be seen above..

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I AM FENCING GOD! Wait. You're atheist? D'oh.

[arcon]

As the light from above decended upon the scene of death and destruction......a strange
reaction started taking place.....blue lighting streaks hopped around the mass intanglement of wires....an electrical charge was formed. Suddenly a loud deep voice began to speak "ARRRRRRRRRCCCCCccccooonnnnn
your work isssssss notttttttt donnnnnnne"
It was a miracle but slowly bits and pieces
of "the Arcon" started coming together...YES
YES!!!!! arcon begins to come back.....the wires had formed an electrical field....that work similiar to the process of electro plateing.....but only in reverse.....
ARCON IS RESTORED.
but arcons mission, his destiny .....what is
it?


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[mango fever]

the mission of Arcon is great! He has died and returned to us many times. Zeldacron, retransformed into organic form in order to propell Arcon into action once again. Mango, glanced about the crumbled remains of the hospital, administering first aid to the injured. She ran into the food service area and stacked several 10 pound flats of mangoes, coconuts and blended them together into a delicious, nutritious beverage of choice for the injured, AND for her newly transformed offspring: Zeldarcon, half metal half carbon. Zeldarcon beamed at the delightful concoction and Arcon realized his mission was to teach his new daughter HOW TO FENCE! A small, plastic foil was placed in the child's hand and she waived it toward the few remaining carbon units in the hospital.
[writing this was not easy, i was knee deep in gore and reviving it almost seemed a worthless endeavor, yet, i feel compelled to continue this for as long as possible]

[Shadow Fencer]

And in another galaxy, in a fencing club, the coach gathered his students and said...

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I live to fence and fence to live!!

[DarkTransient]

"Go home."

[space_cadet]

Without his original brain or heart, arcon thought and acted like a zombie, a dead man among the living. Unfortunately, arcon was pieced together into a massive blob of flesh, no arms or legs or neck. He resembled... a mango. Ironic, isn't it?
Mango wheelchaired arcon around trying to help people to fence. Unfortunately, arcon's mangled body and lifeless stare scared off all new and existing fencing students.

Mango thought a trip to Hawaii would be nice. Off they went, Mango and Arcon were flying to Hawaii. Hours later, the stewardess alerted all the passengers that they had to make an emergency landing. The right side engines had lost power and the pilots had difficulty controlling the stability of the plane. People were tossed to and fro within the cabin. Arcon's wheelchair was constantly banging against the airplane's emergency exit.
In an odd twist of fate, the emergency door broke loose and arcon fell out of the plane. Mango rushed to the window only to see arcon land in the middle of a live volcano. The blob of flesh was immediately cooked by the molten lava. The wheelchair melted like butter. In an even more ironically ironic event, the pilots regained control of the airplane after arcon fell out of the plane and they landed safely in Maui.

Mango, ran out onto the tarmac and looked at the volcano. Coincedentally, the volcano erupted just as she turned around. "What a breath-taking sight!" she exclaimed, forgetting about Arcon's death.
The pilot walked up to Mango, "Sorry Miss. There was nothing we could do. Arcon had disengaged the safety latch even when we told him not too. It's basically his fault."
A spooky voice came out from nowhere saying "Arrrcooonn". That was followed by a distinctly different spooky voice, "Youuu willl dieee." The second ghost had killed the first ghost which brought arcon back from the dead thus eliminating any possibility of a supernatural force from bringing a disintegrated human body back from the dead.

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[mango fever]

Mango went into a state of shock. Her new husband was incincerated in the blink of an eye and nothing could be done. She thought of all the precautions she could have taken, pack a parachutte for him and her, advise several of her friends to jump over pele and be on the alert for an inert, stupified husband in a wheelchair, hurling toward certain death. Dark transient, alway WILLING TO ASSIST MANGO, offered his arm in assistance. Leering a bit to himself, he smoothly suggested the drive off together in either his tan car, or beige van to examine the possible damage to their foils. Unwittingly Mango accepted the offer, and seating herself in the front seat of a battered van, fastened her safety belt in mild trepidation. As they rounded a sharp corner overlooking the ocean, Dark reached over and opened the door to the van. He looked at Mango for an instant and said "sorry Mango, I don't want to do this, but you're in the way"...Mango hurled over the ledge into the aqua waters of the Pacific, while Dark drove off unconcerned. In the deep waters of the Pacific Mango spotted a shadow, in fact several shadows in the water about 20 feet below her. SHe swam slowly to the surface and took a quick peek around her. Former President Bush had performed another dramatic jump out over Microneasia several days prior to her jump and saw Mango tossing about in the waves. George, asute, clever and still athletic, swam towards Mango hauling a spare inflatable raft. In a state of near unconsciousness, she gratefully slid onto the raft and drifted toward the shore. George managed to explain all the details to the crowd that had gathered at the beach and indicated that Arcon, Mango's husband was missing over in Pele. The people agreed that Arcon might be saved if the Spirit of the Volcano could be appeased. A giagantic Hula was arranged for the spirit of Arcon and the Spirit of Pele. The volcano heard the rhythmic beat of the gord, while the feet and hands of the dancers rustled in the breeze. The urgency and sincerity of the dancers moved the spirit of Pele and within a few moments the startled crowd saw a silver wheelchair glimmering in the sunlight of the day. Bush, deftly moved to the cameras and made a statement "fourscore and several minutes ago a man was rescused from certain death, his wife saved from the sea, and it's all because of you, and your vote."
In the distance, the van of Dark rounded another curve in the road, and it's wheel skidded just a fraction, a fraction that caused it to hurl violently over the side of another sheer cliff, onto the rocks below. A plume of smoke could be seen on the horizon, as the dancers waved and smiled unaware.

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[DarkTransient]

Can you guys possibly write anything longer?

[Shadow Fencer]

Hey, I thought this story ended, but what do I know, after all, I've only awakened from a 23 year nap!


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I live to fence and fence to live!!

[mango fever]

okay: The End

[Shadow Fencer]

Ahhhhhh!!!Muchas gracias!

[space_cadet]

What? Why are you thanking her?
I was attempting to end the story by killing off arcon, repeatedly.
Oh, and by the way.... YOU'RE WELCOME.

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[arcon]

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[space_cadet]

As arcon and mango and their little children were innocently minding their own business in a deserted location, a Godzilla-like monster appears out of nowhere, picks up the entire family and throws them into the air.
Oddly enough, a space rocket was flying by and its antenna speared through arcon and took him to space.
Minutes later, after dying of trauma due to internal wounds, loss of blood, and lack of oxygen, the rocket continues flying in one direction.
Years later, the rocket flies into a star burning itself and arcon. Oddly enough, after arcon and the rocket were consumed, the star exploded sending any remaining molecules of arcon into outer space. That explosion then created a black star which sucked in some molecules of arcon. Molecules of arcon existed both in the galaxy the star existed in an another unknown galaxy; two separate galaxies light years apart.
The molecules of arcon separated while traveling through the black hole therefore creating carbon and hydrogen atoms.
Theses carbon and hydrogen atoms recombined as they entered into a new galaxy into methane. Arcon is now a floating cloud of intestinal gas... forever.


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[space_cadet]

arcon then floated toward a star which burned him up leaving nothing.

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