Another Chance for Another Game

[DarkTransient]

"Give me the cookie or give me death"

[Shadow Fencer]

whereby Shadow replied, death is too honorable to suit you, therefore I will gladly give you these cookies that have been....

[I see dead people]

dipped in luscious nuclear waste.

[arcon]

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[DarkTransient]

after digested the cookies, arcon mutated into a ninja turtle, and the coach a giant rat.

[This message has been edited by DarkTransient (edited 04-25-2001).]

[scarlet pimpernel]

And by this time, one has to wonder...is this the end of such a fabulous tale? One could not be so lucky...

[arcon]

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[space_cadet]

Relieved to be back in human form. Arcon took a deep breath. At the same time, Mango released the loudest and most powerful intestinal gas humanly possible directly into arcon's face. Immediately, arcon died of the poisonous fumes. Yes, he died... again.

People everywhere were scrambling to get away. In embarassment, Mango removed her fake third boob and threw it down. Oddly enough, it landed on arcon's face by accident. The fake boob, containing adreneline-like chemicals, slowly dripped into arcon's mouth reviving him from his death. Not fully awakening from his death, too much adreneline dripped in his mouth thus causing Arcon to go into a seizure, heart failure, and yes, he dies again.

[latenight]

Arcon is rapidly becoming the "Kenny" of Fencing.net

[DarkTransient]

Cartman, your mother is on the cover of Crackwh*re magazine.

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[Shadow Fencer]

And what has that got to do with the stockmarket? Nothing, so back to our story...

In a story such as this, there are TRANSIENTly DARK passages and SCREAMING GIRLs, but like potholes that never get repaired in the road, we learn to drive around them. Sometimes, we eat MANGO and get a FEVER. Sometimes LATE at NIGHT, I SEE DEAD PEOPLE because I've eaten too much SCARLET PIMPERNEL, or is that pumpernickel?

Anyway, I could be considered a SPACE CADET by thinking that ARCON should marry ZELDA and have a SABERBABY.

Yes, that's what happens when over 40 HUNBABE's like myself decide to start a thread like this.

The END

This one's for you COACH!!
PS: didn't think you'd end up as a Rat!

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I live to fence and fence to live!!

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[mango fever]

i can't believe you wrote crackw.....on the internet, you're gross, i never heard anyone use that phrase before, where did you pick it up from?

[Zelda]

I'm having a BABY?????? Someone better tell my Boyfriend!!!!

[arcon]

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[Screaming_Girl]

I've heard the term crack***** a lot. Like.. a woman of questionable virtue addicted to cocaine. DarkTransient's whole post is quoted from an episode of South Park.

"Respect mah authoritah!"

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I AM FENCING GOD! Wait. You're atheist? D'oh.

[space_cadet]

That story faded away and brought up a thread on South Park.

That's okay because the story was starting to become an arcon-mango-centric story. Lame. Lame as in "I love Cheesy Poofs, you love Cheesy Poofs, if we didn't love Cheesy Poofs, we'd be lame".

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Cadet à Space

[arcon]

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[thebigriddle]

Suddenly a dark figure appears out from the shadows. He is all in black and looks at Mango and says, "Mango, you are my daughter". As Luke Skywalker jumps in front of her and says, "No she's not dad...." As Darth Vader leaps towards the both of them with his lightsaber drawn. The fencing master over hearing the commotions comes over to investigate with his saber in his hand and on his guard. Vader looks over at him and says.......

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[DarkTransient]

Shagadelic

[space_cadet]

To arcon,
No, there is no jealously. Maybe I should have said "this story is going nowhere regardless of it being arcon-mango-centric".
Nothing personal to you or the others but this story blows.

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Cadet à Space