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Waterbottle please...
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"I need a Tetanus shot merely by looking at it" "I need a Tetanus shot merely by looking at it" -
and suddenly a freak wormwhole opened up and sucked everything into oblivion. -
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[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: arcon ] -
Suddenly, a sabreur runs up to them with a first aide kit. "Oh, noooo!!!! There is only onw dose of Tetanus vaccine left. Which one should get it? I mean: both of them are epee fencers...!!! Do we really want to throw away our last drop?"
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"I need a Tetanus shot merely by looking at it" "I need a Tetanus shot merely by looking at it" -
And out of no where a wormFhole opened up and again sucked everyone into oblivion. This time it was oblivion of Friday and no one will ever get out. -
They won't get out, not the way they came in, but only through the portal in the watermelon.
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I live to fence and fence to live!! I live to fence and fence to live!! -
As they were in an unknown state of oblivion in an unknown wormhole somewhere in an unknown galaxy in the universe on a Friday, the coach thought to himself, 10 years down the drain in a coma and now this. Oy veh!!! -
In the salle back on earth, a thristy basketball player walked in and saw the luscious watermelon on the floor.
"Mmm....."
"Burrgggg.."
He ate it. -
Hmmm, it tasted good, but twenty minutes later, he felt a strange sensation in his abdomen.
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I live to fence and fence to live!! I live to fence and fence to live!! -
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[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: arcon ] -
...take a shower.
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"I need a Tetanus shot merely by looking at it" "I need a Tetanus shot merely by looking at it" -
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and suddenly a portal opened up and a man walked out. He was no other than Jean-Luc Picard of the Enterprise.
He look at mango and said
"Make it so."
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In the meantime, the fencers were very hungry after not eating for 10 years and arcon and shadow were fighting over the cookies when... I live to fence and fence to live!! -
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For 24 hours, the men in the showers were in a frozen state. Shocked to see the third boob of Mango Fever... a Medusa-type effect. Back to the Olympics....
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Array where people had suddenly realised that for a micro second there had been a NAKED person about to fence......teh buzz ran through the hall, but oblivious to it all was Shadow and arcon, who were still fighting over teh cookies. Shadow, getting sick fighting said "Hang on didnt you just die is a different thread??"
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