In case you haven't heard, Michael Vick, the Atlanta Falcon’s quarterback, was stopped in the Miami airport (en route to Atlanta) with a specially-manufactured 20 oz water bottle with a hidden compartment behind the label that had several ounces of a dark, pungent "marijuana-like substance" within............



Let the Michael Vick jokes begin:



You know how Mike's never become the passer everyone wanted -


…..He has trouble figuring out which of the double images to throw to.



Why is Mike's favorite target tight-end Algi Crumpler??


…..He's so fat and slow, Mike only sees one guy to throw to.



If Dade county arrests him, will they charge him just for the mj, or for the whole 20 ounces??????



What’s Mike’s favorite pass route ?


…..The Hail MaryJane..





OH, No........wait, hold-on......there’s been a false alarm - they found out he was just a secret tester for a new Coca-Cola sports drink recipe...............