fencing puns

[introspective]

lets make a board of all the fencing puns you've ever heard of: I'll start:

Oh, reely.

[weezelbit]

I don't know about this thread. Seems silly.

I mean, what's the point?

Sorry, didn't mean to get touchy about it.
Or put to fine a point on it.
Ya know.

[This message has been edited by weezelbit (edited 01-26-2001).]

[Foil Girl]

Foiled again!

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-Foil Girl
"If you don't have fun, you've already lost"

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[FencerInUS]

Touche'

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F.I.US.
Parry, THEN riposte
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[weezelbit]

Perhaps we should fleche these puns out a bit. Jokes like these should be e-scrime.

[sabreuse]

Pretty lame

[Shadow Fencer]

He let his guard down....
Don't let your guard down...

[Foil Girl]

If he lets his guard down, they'll say l8er! (ummmm, not sure that made THAT much sense...)

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-Foil Girl
"If you don't have fun, you've already lost"

[arcon]

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: arcon ]

[RC]

Electric fencing is much more effective.


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"Etes-vous prets?"
"Oui!"

[rusty epee]

RC, I'm not sure if all of us are ready to take the plunge...

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Youth and enthusiam are no match for age and treachery....

[weezelbit]

RC,
That's shocking

[Fencing Angel]

i have this friend named parry that wanted to fix his fence. i told him that he just needed to riposte. he asked for my help, i said only if there is a point to it. we used a chalk strip but the rain foiled our work.

[This message has been edited by Fencing Angel (edited 03-07-2001).]