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  1. 12-20-2006 12:50 PM #1
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    Oh no!

    They're coming! I knew I should've hidden it better! What do I do now!?
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  2. 12-20-2006 01:42 PM #2
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    snort it all... snort it all now.

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  3. 12-20-2006 01:43 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Apostrophe View Post
    snort it all... snort it all now.

    -w
    Ok, let me try.


    EDIT:: OH GOD IT BURNS!!!! It's not all fitting and some is falling out (among other things). What else is there to do!?
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  4. 12-20-2006 01:44 PM #4
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    Hurry! Shove it down your trousers!
  5. 12-20-2006 01:46 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParryRiposte View Post
    Hurry! Shove it down your trousers!
    I can't! They're full enough already!!
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  6. 12-20-2006 02:40 PM #6
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    Flush it down the toilet.
    The solution to your problem is to fence another weapon.
  7. 12-20-2006 02:54 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Flush it down the toilet.
    ***RANDOM BATTLE***

    RebelFencer VS ToiletDragon

    *Dragon uses hydroflame attack*
    *RebelFencer loses 14hp*

    *Rebel casts hastes on himself, SPD UP!*

    *Dragon uses bite attack*
    *Rebel dodges*

    *Rebel casts Shield of Epee, DEF UP!*
    *Rebel goes for toe touch....HITS!*
    *Dragon loses 25hp*

    *Dragon positions tail menacingly*

    *Rebel fleches...CRITICAL STRIKE!*
    *Dragon loses 50hp*

    *Dragon unleashes tail laser*
    *Rebel loses 124hp*

    *Rebel casts Sabre Shame on Dragon*
    *Dragon runs away*

    ***VICTORY***

    RebelFencer gains 200exp and 130gp

    The battle destroyed the toilet, must find alternate means of disposal.
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  8. 12-20-2006 03:21 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelFencer View Post
    Ok, let me try.


    EDIT:: OH GOD IT BURNS!!!! It's not all fitting and some is falling out (among other things). What else is there to do!?
    build a rocket and launch it into space!

    -w
  9. 12-20-2006 03:31 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Apostrophe View Post
    build a rocket and launch it into space!

    -w
    *Attaches it to a bottle rocket*

    *lights fuse*

    *runs away*

    *....*


    Oh my god! They've fused together to form the Firework Space Demon! I'm not high enough level to take that on! This isn't good, not at all!
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  10. 12-20-2006 03:54 PM #10
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    edit: i probably shouldn't have posted that
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  11. 12-20-2006 04:58 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodle View Post
    edit: i probably shouldn't have posted that
    aww, don't be ashamed of your post!

    EDIT:: This just in!! YouTube - SNL - Digital Short - A Special Christmas Box *Uncensored Ve
    Last edited by RebelFencer; 12-20-2006 at 05:11 PM.
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  12. 12-20-2006 05:11 PM #12
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    Give it to me!!!
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  13. 12-20-2006 05:20 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Monk View Post
    Give it to me!!!
    Is it ok if it's in a box?
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    Don't like it? It'll make a great gift for your neighbors!
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    Don't regift, it just looks tacky, especially after it's been launched via bottlerocket.
    Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.
  16. 12-22-2006 01:46 PM #16
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    Melt it down! Nobody will find it then!
  17. 12-22-2006 06:30 PM #17
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    Oh no!
    Hide da blow!
    das fo sho
    dont be slow.
    Ah bought mah stash
    wit all o mah cash
    from da guy wit a mustache
    den i got rearended: whiplash!
    so now im on vacation
    playin da playstation
    cleanin da wastestation
    it be a major tribulation
    cuz now da man be here
    and i feel da fear
    look but dont lear
    smoke a beer
    shoot a deer
    turn a gear
    but dont freak out
    dont wanna hear you shout
    dont wanna hear you pout
    get yo azz on da strip and fence da bout
  18. 12-22-2006 09:49 PM #18
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    Give it ta THUG! He'll know what to do with it. If you can't get it to him, hide it in a fruitcake. (All fruitcakes are used as trash receptacles- this is why they're inedible. However, they go for thousands on the black market. It's a black market grab bag!
    I'm not Random. I'm Abstract.
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    Neinteen, will you go flirtying with me or if u do allow u kick my ass.
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