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    what is the sound of one foil foiling

    your responses please.

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    it just is......

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    you're getting very close sir, watch it!

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    "swoosh"

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    Foiling? Is that a dance? Like maybe the "Highland foiling"?
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!

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    That depends on what it's foiling against, no?
    It's foiling alone, so there isn't another foil in the equation, and I think I'll assume that there isn't another weapon, but is it fencing the dust particles in the air, or is it fencing the wall or a tennis ball or something? It makes a big difference, of course. I mean, if you foil the dust you hear "... ... ...", but if you foil the wall, there's a "thunk", if you foil a tennis ball, there's a sorta soft "thud", if you use your foil as a fly swatter there's a "bbzzzzzzzzzzzzz, thwack" and most likely that's followed by another "bbzzzzzzzzzzzz"...

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    The sound of a person who's lonely because he/she is unable to find someone to "foil" with. As the song goes, one is the lonelist number. Foil me? <img src="graemlins/freak4.gif" border="0" alt="[Freak2]" />

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    Foil, or foil not. There is no 'try'.
    Nothing is more frightening than ignorance in action.

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    Did someone say there was a 'try'? Was it me? Hmm.... Nope, not me. Hm. Good.

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    or could we say the sound of one foil foiling is what you hear when you try to fence ShyHeidi's shadow?

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    The sound of one foil foiling ? the same as the sound of one hand clapping.

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    The sound is the same as the cry in bullfighting:"O-lay!"

    I mean, surely everyone has heard of Foil of Olay...
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    GROAN!!! i must say.. thats has got to be the worst pun ever invented.. ;-P

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    Thank you, thank you...
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!

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    thunk

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    Well, if that one foil is my only working one, the sound is probably about to be *snap* or *buzz*, *buzz*, *buzz* of it failing weights.
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    the foil makes no sound when alone. It seeks no
    thrust and has no parry. The disengauge is futile
    the Coupe is pointless......one foil is a lonely number.

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    i cannot answer this koan,

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