ad hominem

[scrapinpeg]

You would be out of your depth on a damp bath mat.

[Beowulfman6]

I've heard of people having a mental block, but you have the whole lego set!

[Sciurus-Rex]

You play with Legos.
(Probably while listening to the Backstreet Boys or N'Synch.)

[Beowulfman6]

You play with duplos, probably while listening to Raffy!

[Sciurus-Rex]

You've driven psychology research into unexplored territory trying to design an IQ test that can dip into negative ratings so they can adequately represent your very special case.

[scrapinpeg]

is that the best you can do, pizza face?

[Sciurus-Rex]

Chuck Norris says you're not worth the effort to round-house kick.

[gtmac]

Chuck Norris says that even a Chuck Norris signature Total Gym couldn't help you.

[Have At You]

to say that you have the wit of a garden slug would be an insult to garden slugs everywhere

[Sciurus-Rex]

Who schedules your day for you, and how much do you pay for that gargantuan task? You must certainly need someone to tell you when to blink, for example, and when to inhale and exhale.

[Sciurus-Rex]

By the way, you fence like a foilist. Or maybe a sabreur.
I'm sorry.

[Have At You]

flibbertigibbet

[Army Fencer]

flibbertigibbet

You know you have the intellect of a pufferfish when you have to make up words to describe a person not worth mocking.

[Sciurus-Rex]

You know you have the intellect of a pufferfish when you have to make up words to describe a person not worth mocking.

You are obviously someone who knows pufferfish. Probably on an intimate level.

[scrapinpeg]

Your mother is a hamster, dorkwad.

[Rabid Monk]

And still smarter than yours is!

[the maple epee]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Aussie_Fencer]

at least he didn't smell like dog $#it

(is that how this game works?)

[the maple epee]

Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that you smell like dog $hit.

[Have At You]

The way you eat makes others gag.