11-20-2006, 03:38 PM
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#61 | | Senior Member
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| Maybe so, but I can hide that. Your ugliness is too obvious, however.
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I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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11-20-2006, 04:04 PM
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#62 | | Senior Member
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| The counting system your mother taught you: one and bunches.
Pretty much takes care of your math needs. |
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11-20-2006, 04:13 PM
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#63 | | Senior Member
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| Earth did an exchange with your home planet. They got a cockroach, and we got you. We want a refund.
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I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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11-20-2006, 08:05 PM
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#64 | | Senior Member
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| You're the star (and only contestant) in a TV show called "Brain or No Brain," but every case they open is empty. |
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11-25-2006, 09:58 PM
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#65 | | Senior Member
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| You have the imagination of a dim beetle, the wit of a sheep, and the tenacity of warm jello.
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"What did I tell you about being stupid? You don't get a birthday this year."
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11-25-2006, 11:22 PM
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#66 | | Senior Member
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| You're more like Inquartata than he is himself.
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11-28-2006, 08:28 PM
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#67 | | Senior Member
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| loser and a half
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"What did I tell you about being stupid? You don't get a birthday this year."
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11-28-2006, 11:13 PM
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#68 | | Senior Member
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| not even half a loser |
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11-29-2006, 09:38 AM
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#69 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Passing you on the inside... vroom
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| Thy belly is like an heap of wheat.
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11-29-2006, 02:47 PM
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#70 | | Senior Member
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| Thy ability to insult is like a piece of white bread toast. |
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11-29-2006, 04:56 PM
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#71 | | Epee fencing addict
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| If the answers to all of life's riddles and mysteries cost but a single cohesive thought, you couldn't buy a clue.
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11-29-2006, 06:40 PM
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#72 | | Senior Member
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| You failed a personality test.
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I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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11-30-2006, 09:56 AM
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#73 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Passing you on the inside... vroom
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| Your diary reads like a disconnected series of mis-heard Steely Dan lyrics.
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12-01-2006, 03:59 PM
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#74 | | Senior Member
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| You foul the air with every exhalation. The earth itself cries out in anguish from contact with your hooves. That which you look upon withers and dies. |
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12-01-2006, 10:40 PM
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#75 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
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| Yeah, well... coming from you, I'm not surprised.
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12-03-2006, 01:49 PM
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#76 | | Senior Member
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| You don't count.
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"What did I tell you about being stupid? You don't get a birthday this year."
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12-03-2006, 04:47 PM
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#77 | | Senior Member
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| I had to scrape something off the bottom of my shoe today that reminded me vaguely of you. |
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12-03-2006, 06:02 PM
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#78 | | Question Game Queen
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| You don't matter... just like if NSync and the Backstreet Boys traded members. |
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12-03-2006, 07:08 PM
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#79 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
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| You've heard of NSync and the Backstreet Boys.
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12-04-2006, 12:05 PM
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#80 | | Senior Member
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| You are God's reminder to the rest of the world that life is inherently cruel and that horrible things can happen without apparent reason. |
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