ad hominem

[D'Art]

Maybe so, but I can hide that. Your ugliness is too obvious, however.

[Sciurus-Rex]

The counting system your mother taught you: one and bunches.
Pretty much takes care of your math needs.

[D'Art]

Earth did an exchange with your home planet. They got a cockroach, and we got you. We want a refund.

[Sciurus-Rex]

You're the star (and only contestant) in a TV show called "Brain or No Brain," but every case they open is empty.

[Have At You]

You have the imagination of a dim beetle, the wit of a sheep, and the tenacity of warm jello.

[Sciurus-Rex]

You're more like Inquartata than he is himself.

[Have At You]

loser and a half

[Sciurus-Rex]

not even half a loser

[scrapinpeg]

Thy belly is like an heap of wheat.

[Sciurus-Rex]

Thy ability to insult is like a piece of white bread toast.

[parrythis]

If the answers to all of life's riddles and mysteries cost but a single cohesive thought, you couldn't buy a clue.

[D'Art]

You failed a personality test.

[scrapinpeg]

Your diary reads like a disconnected series of mis-heard Steely Dan lyrics.

[Sciurus-Rex]

You foul the air with every exhalation. The earth itself cries out in anguish from contact with your hooves. That which you look upon withers and dies.

[ThatReallyHurt]

Yeah, well... coming from you, I'm not surprised.

[Have At You]

You don't count.

[Sciurus-Rex]

I had to scrape something off the bottom of my shoe today that reminded me vaguely of you.

[Go? Fencing?]

You don't matter... just like if NSync and the Backstreet Boys traded members.

[ThatReallyHurt]

You've heard of NSync and the Backstreet Boys.

[Sciurus-Rex]

You are God's reminder to the rest of the world that life is inherently cruel and that horrible things can happen without apparent reason.