11-18-2006, 10:45 AM
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#41 | | Epee fencing addict
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| You have the brains of an amoeba, the physique of overcooked pasta, and the personality of a wet fart. You are such a waste of protoplasm that the organ donor bank rejected your application.
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11-18-2006, 10:56 AM
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#42 | | Bitter young coach
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
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| Are you talking to a mirror, you waste of human life?
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But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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11-18-2006, 12:48 PM
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#43 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
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| Never argue with an idiot. First they bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience. | |
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11-18-2006, 10:21 PM
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#44 | | Senior Member
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| Okay, I won't argue with you.
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11-19-2006, 01:42 PM
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#45 | | Senior Member
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| Your fencing is as weak as the sphincter muscles that allowed you to be born into this world to begin with. | |
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11-19-2006, 02:07 PM
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#46 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
Posts: 2,735
| Your family gene pool is more like a small puddle.
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11-19-2006, 02:21 PM
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#47 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Planet Vulcan/Castle Oblivion
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| Somebody let you into the gene pool while the life guard wasn't watching.
(Blatantly stolen from somewhere else)
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11-19-2006, 08:23 PM
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#48 | | Bitter young coach
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
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| I think someone's been pissing in your gene pool.
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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11-19-2006, 08:24 PM
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#49 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
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| There's too much chlorine in your gene pool. | |
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11-19-2006, 10:08 PM
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#50 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
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| God, you're SUCH a loser. Go somewhere else.
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11-19-2006, 10:23 PM
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#51 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
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| Thanks to your mere existence, the U.S. Legislature is considering a new law requiring a 3-month waiting period before people are allowed to have sex. And a license, too. With a test. And at least five personal references. With a very expensive filing fee. ... All so that no one ever ever ever makes a mistake like you EVER again. | |
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11-20-2006, 07:14 AM
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#52 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Birmingham UK
Posts: 833
| Upon your birth, your father was heard to remark:
'I wish I'd just had a wank that night'
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11-20-2006, 11:06 AM
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#53 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
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| Huh. That's weird.
I must have picked up a computer virus or worm or something, because the previous message on this thread read like so much idiotic garble, almost as though a blindfolded moron typed it with his feet. | |
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11-20-2006, 11:47 AM
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#54 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Sciurus-Rex  Huh. That's weird.
I must have picked up a computer virus or worm or something, because the previous message on this thread read like so much idiotic garble, almost as though a blindfolded moron typed it with his feet. | So as not to be outdone by a blindfolded moron, you tried to type your last post with your feet. Sadly you tripped over your own slack jawed underbite, and thus only succeeded in confirming your family's genetic providence as from the shallow end of the red neck gene pool. So shallow, in fact, that your Mother barely get her 7 toes wet.
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11-20-2006, 12:00 PM
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#55 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
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| You fell from the top of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down. Unfortunately for you, you landed on a trampoline.
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11-20-2006, 12:22 PM
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#56 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Birmingham UK
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| Your mum planted the ugly tree, nurturing it with the staggering level of her own physical abnomality. Upon seeing the tree blossom a particularly disfigured bird gorged on one of its berrys. The excreted berry spawned a new and even more despicable ugly tree, of which a branch was harvested to make an 'ugly stick' of unrivaled power. Your mother, already enraged by your wretched features, set about persistently beating your face with the ugly stick untill your face resembled a cross between a baboon's scrotum and Ron Jeremy's arse crack.
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11-20-2006, 12:25 PM
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#57 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
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| Some people have a face which turns heads. Yours only turns stomachs.
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11-20-2006, 03:30 PM
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#58 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Passing you on the inside... vroom
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| Wow. That was about as clever as a screen door on a submarine.
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11-20-2006, 03:31 PM
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#59 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
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| And that's coming from someone who thought the chocolate fireguard was a good idea?
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11-20-2006, 03:35 PM
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#60 | | Senior Member
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| Tomorrow, my chocolate will again be edible. But you'll still be a dorkwad.
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