ad hominem

[gtmac]

Try fewer words.

"Man, you just suck."

[parrythis]

You are so low that you have to climb a step ladder to get your head above the snail slime.

[scrapinpeg]

You're so low, you have to look up to see down.

[gtmac]

Your argument is a weak as you fencing.

[Sciurus-Rex]

It's a wonder you have the mental capacity to crawl onto the Internet to read these insults. And the fact that you're even here at all, soaking up negative attention, speaks to your incredibly low self-esteem.

You sicken me.

[D'Art]

You came 3rd in a battle of wits with Bush Jnr and Forrest Gump's younger, more simple brother.

[ParryRiposte]

You came 3rd in a battle of wits with Bush Jnr and Forrest Gump's younger, more simple brother.

You were eliminated before the first round.

[Sciurus-Rex]

I'm sorry -- did I hear insignificant whining from somewhere in your vicinity?

[pigeonmeister]

You are a parasitic tick sucking on the septic stump of a one armed rabid sloth.

[gtmac]

Your mom is rated E for everyone.
(admittedly glommed from the net)

[pigeonmeister]

Your mum blows goats to sustain her fondness for french cheese.

[Sciurus-Rex]

From that stupid grin pasted on your So-Ugly-I-Wish-I-Could-Gouge-My-Eyes-Out face, it's apparent that you still haven't figured out that we're talking about you, moron. So stop smiling and start feeling the overwhelming shame that is your birthright.

[Sciurus-Rex]

I ate a baked bean, broccoli and cheese cassarole yesterday, and kept passing YOU all night.

[D'Art]

Your village is missing its idiot.

[Sciurus-Rex]

I'm surprised no one has started harvesting you for organs yet.

[pigeonmeister]

Being in your vicinity is more repulsive than a weekend break for two in the bog of eternal stench. Faced with the option of your company or missionary work in the Sunni triangle, I would start looking for property in Falluja.

[Sciurus-Rex]

Homer Simpson is at least 60 IQ points smarter than you. And I'm not talking about the character interpreted as a real person -- I mean the cartoon drawing itself. You're actually dumber than a two-dimensional sketch.

[scrapinpeg]

I don't care that you dress like a mad parrot and talk like a plate of beans negotiating their way out of a cow's digestive system. But you really need to do something about your hair. Ew.

[pigeonmeister]

I don't care that you dress like a mad parrot and talk like a plate of beans negotiating their way out of a cow's digestive system. But you really need to do something about your hair. Ew.

Your hair is more greasy than a KFC family bucket, and as for you mother's family bucket......it's like a bear-trapper's hat.

[Sciurus-Rex]

You are the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity!
(adapted from a comment made by Dale Gribble on "King of the Hill.")