11-15-2006, 10:28 AM
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#21 | | Incorruptible
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| Try fewer words.
"Man, you just suck."
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11-15-2006, 12:26 PM
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#22 | | Epee fencing addict
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| You are so low that you have to climb a step ladder to get your head above the snail slime.
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11-15-2006, 01:21 PM
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#23 | | Senior Member
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| You're so low, you have to look up to see down.
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11-15-2006, 01:49 PM
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#24 | | Incorruptible
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| Your argument is a weak as you fencing.
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11-15-2006, 06:19 PM
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#25 | | Senior Member
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| It's a wonder you have the mental capacity to crawl onto the Internet to read these insults. And the fact that you're even here at all, soaking up negative attention, speaks to your incredibly low self-esteem.
You sicken me. | |
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11-15-2006, 06:52 PM
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#26 | | Senior Member
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| You came 3rd in a battle of wits with Bush Jnr and Forrest Gump's younger, more simple brother.
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11-15-2006, 11:26 PM
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#27 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by D'Art  You came 3rd in a battle of wits with Bush Jnr and Forrest Gump's younger, more simple brother. | You were eliminated before the first round. | |
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11-16-2006, 09:13 AM
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#28 | | Senior Member
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| I'm sorry -- did I hear insignificant whining from somewhere in your vicinity? | |
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11-16-2006, 09:51 AM
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#29 | | Senior Member
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| You are a parasitic tick sucking on the septic stump of a one armed rabid sloth.
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11-16-2006, 10:10 AM
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#30 | | Incorruptible
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| Your mom is rated E for everyone.
(admittedly glommed from the net)
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11-16-2006, 10:51 AM
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#31 | | Senior Member
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| Your mum blows goats to sustain her fondness for french cheese.
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“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.”
Adam Sandler
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11-16-2006, 11:54 AM
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#32 | | Senior Member
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| From that stupid grin pasted on your So-Ugly-I-Wish-I-Could-Gouge-My-Eyes-Out face, it's apparent that you still haven't figured out that we're talking about you, moron. So stop smiling and start feeling the overwhelming shame that is your birthright.
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11-16-2006, 12:00 PM
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#33 | | Senior Member
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| I ate a baked bean, broccoli and cheese cassarole yesterday, and kept passing YOU all night. | |
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11-16-2006, 08:01 PM
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#34 | | Senior Member
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| Your village is missing its idiot.
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11-16-2006, 11:25 PM
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#35 | | Senior Member
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| I'm surprised no one has started harvesting you for organs yet. | |
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11-17-2006, 07:23 AM
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#36 | | Senior Member
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| Being in your vicinity is more repulsive than a weekend break for two in the bog of eternal stench. Faced with the option of your company or missionary work in the Sunni triangle, I would start looking for property in Falluja.
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11-17-2006, 10:37 AM
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#37 | | Senior Member
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| Homer Simpson is at least 60 IQ points smarter than you. And I'm not talking about the character interpreted as a real person -- I mean the cartoon drawing itself. You're actually dumber than a two-dimensional sketch. | |
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11-17-2006, 10:38 AM
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#38 | | Senior Member
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| I don't care that you dress like a mad parrot and talk like a plate of beans negotiating their way out of a cow's digestive system. But you really need to do something about your hair. Ew.
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11-17-2006, 10:55 AM
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#39 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by scrapinpeg I don't care that you dress like a mad parrot and talk like a plate of beans negotiating their way out of a cow's digestive system. But you really need to do something about your hair. Ew. | Your hair is more greasy than a KFC family bucket, and as for you mother's family bucket......it's like a bear-trapper's hat.
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11-17-2006, 11:58 AM
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#40 | | Senior Member
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| You are the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity!
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