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A couple of years ago, I showed my daughter a pair of binoculars. After we were done, I put them on my desk. When my wife came home, Reagan proudly proclaimed, "Daddy was showing me big knockers!" My wife responded with, "Oh really, where are these big knockers?" So Reagan told her, "On the computer!"
I'm lucky to have a wife who doesn't jump to conclussions. Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
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A couple of years ago, I was showing my daughter (2 years old at the time) a pair of binoculars. After we were done, I put them on my desk. When my wife came home, Reagan proudly proclaimed, "Daddy was showing me big knockers!" My wife responded, "And where were these big knockers?" to which Reagan replied, "On the computer!"
I'm lucky to have a wife that will wait for the explanation. Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
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Two knockers to boast about?
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A few weeks ago my wife was in the shower and my four year old decided she wanted in the shower to0. She got in, with my wife, and was enjoying the water splashing down on her, when my wife started to wash her hair, and took all the water streams.
My daughter got an frustrated snort and said, "You took my water, woman." I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
"It's a sword. It is not supposed to be safe" - Death "Terry Pratchett's Hogfather"
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