Out of the mouths of babes.....

[Fencergrl]

Finally, he told us the name of the movie: "The Lizard of Oz."

Reminds me of myself. When I was young, my mother asked me to let my brothers know that the movie "Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang" was on. Being small... I mispronounced it as "****ty-****ty Bang-Bang"... after they finished laughing their heads off,, they suggested I don't mention the name of that movie to any adults or I might get into trouble.

From then on I just called it "That car movie". I had good brothers.

[Nicksmom]

After I lost all my weight, I was finally able to shop at Victoria's Secret. While shopping one day with Nick, he walked up to a very pretty young lady, and asked her if he could help her "pick out some panties".

[Timo]

Dam! Nick does know what he wants!

[lefty_monster]

LOL. Tell Nick that he's hilarious!

[the maple epee]

After I lost all my weight, I was finally able to shop at Victoria's Secret. While shopping one day with Nick, he walked up to a very pretty young lady, and asked her if he could help her "pick out some panties".

Damn. He really is a kid after my own heart...

[Rabid Monk]

After I lost all my weight, I was finally able to shop at Victoria's Secret. While shopping one day with Nick, he walked up to a very pretty young lady, and asked her if he could help her "pick out some panties".

How did she respond?
I'm thinking that it might make a great pick-up line.

[Fencergrl]

That's a switch... most guys try to get women out of their panties, not in them.

[the maple epee]

That's a switch... most guys try to get women out of their panties, not in them.

Gotta start somewhere...

[Nicksmom]

How did she respond?
I'm thinking that it might make a great pick-up line.

She was very polite, smiled, looked around and slowley backed away.

[Miglin]

She was very polite, smiled, looked around and slowley backed away.

A lot of older women aren't really into younger guys

[TBean]

My son's theory on how Santa knows what we want ....

My son believes that Santa knows what everyone wants for Christmas because his elves tell him. Santa's elves are really, really tiny so no one can see them, it is easy for them to hide everywhere and they can listen to what people want for presents. They then report this to Santa.

Also, the stores stay open at special times with no one in them just for Santa and his helpers to go shopping. This has to happen because it is just not possible for Santa to make all the presents himself - he has to hit the mall too - but no one can see him buying the presents. Hence the special shopping hours.

However, it is perfectly plausible for the presents to be delivered by a single man, in a sleigh, pulled by reindeer in one night. Although my son has his doubts that Rudolph's nose really glows.

It is tough to take all this in and drive safely at the same time.

[Windsetter]

I have to revive this thread after what my daughter said yesterday.

My wife had just said something to me about saying words Abby could not understand.
We were in the car and my two year old, Zoe, took off her boot off and, playing around, hit her sister in the head with the empty boot. Abby (three and a half) told us, "Zoe hit me with the boot."
I looked at my wife and said "I am am going to say another word she does not understand." I looked in the mirror and said "Abby, it is called karma." (she picks on her sister daily, usually a little rougher than she should)
Abby got a completely serious face and in a stern voice (for a three year old) said, "No! It is called a boo-boo..."

[Nicksmom]

Rachel came to me concerned because of the "number of people that live in puberty". I said "what?" She replied "a lot of people live below the puberty level"

*I think she means poverty*

[Zilverzmurfen]

Rachel came to me concerned because of the "number of people that live in puberty". I said "what?" She replied "a lot of people live below the puberty level"

*I think she means poverty*

Wonderful!
Heh, I too feel sorry for people who live in puberty!

[Nicksmom]

Most of the guys here

[Fencergrl]

Reminds me of a letter my sister got from a friend (a babe of sorts). At the time, my sis was working as a Public Health Inspector. Her friend sent the letter to her work to my sister's attention, listing her position as a "Pubic Health Inspector". Naturally the letter got past around the office before it finally arrived on my sister's desk.

[Go? Fencing?]

One of the girls at Girl Scout camp: "I'm ten and four quarters!"

[Fencergrl]

I was teaching a class of 8-10 year olds some fencing. They were beginners, so I was explaining that fencing is a polite sport. You salute before the bout and shake hands afterwards. At this point one of the the 8 year-old responds with "and you whack each other in between!"

Gotta love their enthusiasm!

[Windsetter]

My family was getting ready for church today and my 4 year old was enthuiastic to go so she was helping us all get ready. She comes into my room, as I am buttoning up my shirt, and lifts one of my shirts up and says "I got you a shirt, Daddy."

Smiling I said "Thank you, but daddy already has a shirt."

She got this mean look and said "Take it off, I do not like it."

My wife and I are still laughing when we think about it.

[Windsetter]

I have to resurface this old thread...

We are trying to break my 2 year old of a pacifier, and she is fiercely adamant about not letting go of it. Whenever we tell her "A big girl does not need a pacifier..." she tells us "I don't want to be a big girl..."