11-05-2007, 10:58 AM
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| Last Christmas, Nick asked Santa for a "Cooter"
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11-05-2007, 11:24 AM
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| So we were watching some baseball with the little person and he comments, that they seem to loose a lot of the baseballs during the game. My husband and I agreed with this statement. He then says, it is really lucky that the guy standing behind the catcher has so many extra baseballs or else they would not be able to play very long.
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11-05-2007, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Nicksmom  Last Christmas, Nick asked Santa for a "Cooter" | What's that? 
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11-05-2007, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen What's that? | I think little Nick meant that he wanted a scooter for Christmas. A cooter is an aquatic turtle native to the southern US. | |
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11-05-2007, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by lefty_monster I think little Nick meant that he wanted a scooter for Christmas. A cooter is an aquatic turtle native to the southern US. | or slang for a part of female anatomy
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11-05-2007, 12:54 PM
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| Ambitious 6 year old (: | |
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11-05-2007, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicksmom or slang for a part of female anatomy |  Didn't know that. | |
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11-05-2007, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by sionnach Ambitious 6 year old (: | Quote:
Originally Posted by lefty_monster Didn't know that. | told you all he's advanced for his age
he really wanted a scooter.
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"as long as you don't call me the 'f.ing mom" Nicksmom
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11-05-2007, 05:00 PM
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#29 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Nicksmom he really wanted a scooter. | Are you certain about that..?  
(Thanks for the explanations! Ah the joys of foreign languages. LOL)
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11-05-2007, 05:31 PM
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| I once walked around the house being a grouch and generally distraught. My uncle asked me what was wrong, I simply replied in an honest and unknowing voice.
"I'm a mad scientist!" | |
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11-14-2007, 09:07 AM
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| A few days ago a friend sent me a link to the Simpsons movie trailer, again. My three year old was looking at the computer and heard the "Spiderpig" song. For the next few hours she would sing "Spiderpig, Spiderpig.."
My wife laughed and told me I had corrupted our child...
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12-07-2007, 10:42 AM
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| I asked the kids if they knew which holy day of obligation was on Dec. 8th.
Nick said "Pearl Habit day", I said no, try again. Then they said......
it's the immaculate reception I knew they were watching too much sports on tv with couch lump
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12-08-2007, 12:38 AM
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| My father was a preacher for most of my childhood years. One weekend, our church had a visiting minister come and preach. After church we ate dinner at home and he was our guest. I was 8 and my little brother, Duke, was 4. According to Dad, the preacher asked me if I was going to "live for Jesus" when I grew up. Dutifully, I answered "yes." Then he asked my little brother the same question. Little did he know that Duke always wanted to be different. His answer: "Not me, I'm going to work for the devil!"
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12-08-2007, 12:45 AM
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| When my own son, Jared, was just a little guy, he was allowed to go across the street one day to play with a friend at his house. He was there for a couple of hours before we picked him up. When he got home he told us he had been watching a movie about a "lizard." We were curious and asked him a few questions but were unable to figure out what movie he had seen. Finally, he told us the name of the movie: "The Lizard of Oz."
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12-08-2007, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicksmom Last Christmas, Nick asked Santa for a "Cooter" |
That boy knows what he wants! 
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12-10-2007, 07:50 AM
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| oh yes, cooter for Christmas, and Hooters for his birthday.
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12-10-2007, 08:10 AM
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| A boy after my own heart... 
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12-10-2007, 10:00 AM
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| I'm about ready to send him and his sister up to you. You can teach them how to milk cows.
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12-10-2007, 10:38 AM
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| I don't think they'd ever forgive you...
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12-10-2007, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Chuck When my own son, Jared, was just a little guy, he was allowed to go across the street one day to play with a friend at his house. He was there for a couple of hours before we picked him up. When he got home he told us he had been watching a movie about a "lizard." We were curious and asked him a few questions but were unable to figure out what movie he had seen. Finally, he told us the name of the movie: "The Lizard of Oz." | My four year old daughter's favorite movie is "The Lizard of Oz" and don't you try to correct her. 
The other week, my wife, daughter and I are out to dinner, and our daughter orders ribs. She loves them, so we don't think anything of it. Halfway through, she looks at a rib, whines for a sec, and throws it down on the plate. I look at her and ask "what's wrong?" Her reply? "That rib didn't have any chicken on it!"
My wife and I could not breathe for ten minutes we were laughing so hard!
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