11-25-2001, 05:19 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Vassar College
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| You know your significant other is a fencer when....
That's right folks, it's time to post your best ways to tell you're dating/married to a fencer...
Here's a few to get started:
~He tells you one of the first things he noticed about you was your beautiful footwork.
~He says "Thank God you fence too, or I'd never see you."
~Going to a tournament seems like a nice way to spend the weekend together.
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11-26-2001, 12:45 AM
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Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: Australia - various
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| OOOOOOOH BOY!!!!!
1. Inuendo about swords is lost on them
2. You can phone them up and say "I broke it" and they say how?
3. 7am pick ups are normal
4. He has a nice tight arse.
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11-26-2001, 03:53 AM
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Join Date: May 2000 Location: South Africa
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| OK, I think I will win this hands down...
When you plan your wedding around the fencing calendar!!!!!!!  | |
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11-26-2001, 04:56 AM
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| Cyranox U R kidding right?
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11-26-2001, 05:12 AM
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Join Date: May 2000 Location: South Africa
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| Nope! 
BTW...
ITS HOT!!! (But wet) | |
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11-26-2001, 10:40 AM
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Join Date: May 2000 Location: Madison Heights, Mi
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| This one isn't mine, but one of my coaches proposed to his girlfriend (also a fencer) while recieving his medals at nationals a couple of years back.
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Renaissance Fencing Club
Madison Heights, Mi
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12-03-2001, 02:11 PM
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| OK, you know your SO is a fencer when...
1. Your terms of endearment to her turn-up on a fencing.net message thread, and instead of being suprised, you wonder why you didn't think of it first... 
2. You go to a tournament together and hardly see each other because you're both fencing (well, not quite, but...)
3. You meet her parents for the first time, you guessed it, at a tournament...
4. You ask her what she wants for a Christmas/birthday present, and she says "fencing equipment..."
More as I think of them...
[ 12-03-2001: Message edited by: Alex Mac ]</p>
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12-04-2001, 04:53 PM
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| so true... (thanks dear )
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12-04-2001, 04:54 PM
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| so true... (thanks dear )
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12-04-2001, 04:56 PM
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| sorry everyone, I don't know why that posted itself twice... grr, technology...
You know your significant other is a fencer when he comes over to tell you everything you missed because you left early from practice!
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12-04-2001, 10:25 PM
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| I think we are still way out front on this one... | |
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12-06-2001, 05:33 PM
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| [quote]Originally posted by escrime chick:
<strong>You know your significant other is a fencer when he comes over to tell you everything you missed because you left early from practice! </strong><hr></blockquote> I assure you dear, that's far from the only reason I come over... 
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water has no constant shape;
the ability to gain victory by changing and
adapting according to the opponent is called genius."
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01-04-2002, 10:07 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
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| when...you don't play tonsil hockey, you tongue fence!
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