The REAL reason the board was down was...

[akaiyuki]

People were spending too much time posting and not enough time on whatever hell they are supposed to be doing. Taking down the site was a mean to save everyone from this horrible addiction.
(And it obivously didn't work...)

[Have At You]

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[I_luv_saber]

CIA thought maybe Craig had Weapons of Mass Destruction...

[Go? Fencing?]

Weapons of Mass Distraction, you mean.

[Inquartata]

Or maybe Mask Deprivation.

[Hippoman]

The people running it bought a program to take all the junk and clutter out of the forums... And had to bring the website while they retyped every word of the forum posts.

[Woopmonkeyman]

Finally, the School Officials recognized that this wasn't a brain-washing website and they launched a bunch of viruses at it....

[Craig]

one of the hampsters fell off the wheel, depriving the Commodore Vic20 of it's 1.21 milliwatts of electricity

[JackOfHearts]

one of the hampsters fell off the wheel, depriving the Commodore Vic20 of it's 1.21 milliwatts of electricity

Drat! I was hoping to use that one!

Of course, I could just say that the monkey fell into a coma and couldn't be revived until a new supply of bannanas came in.

[D'Art]

one of the hampsters fell off the wheel, depriving the Commodore Vic20 of it's 1.21 milliwatts of electricity

What were you doing on Inqs computer anyway?

[DE_Strip_Tease]

Obviously he didn't save the Cheerleader.