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[Pa55w0rd]

I saw this and had to laugh...


ERROR: Reading Pop-Tart in drive A: Delete kids? [y/n]_

[Pa55w0rd]

if you get bored, just hit the page down button



You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.

Life is like a box of chocolates, too much of it makes you puke.

Early bird gets the worm, but second mouse gets the cheese.

It takes a village to raise an idiot, but an idiot can raze a village

Yoda of Borg I am. Futile resistance is. Assimilated you will be.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong ?

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

Don't bother running. You'll just die tired.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. --- Also NAME THE FILM !!

I am Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your arse laminated. _ I REALLY LIKE THAT ONE

There is no reason to expect an 18 year old to fight with his life for your rights when you won't stick up for his with your vote. -- TRUE TRUE

Win•dows (win•doz) acronym: Wish I'd Never Deleted Old Working System


Trust the computer industry to shorten 'Year 2000'
to 'Y2K'. It was this kind of thinking that caused the problem in the first place."

Photons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic!

Time is a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician

Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.


These all make me laugh.
All good fun


<img src="graemlins/dunce.gif" border="0" alt="[Dunce]" />

Andy.

[Caithdein]

'give a man a blanket he'll be warm for the night, set a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life'

<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[Jester]" />

sick but quite funny

[lochinvar]

"If you don't care where you're going, you can't get lost."

[Pa55w0rd]

[quote]Originally posted by lochinvar:
<strong>"If you don't care where you're going, you can't get lost."</strong><hr></blockquote>

hay i kinda like that

[swordsen]

And Caithdein cited a variation of my sig. How nice.

[Gav]

I like Cathdeins one... ha ha ha
V funny.

[reptile]

"I may look like I'm sitting here doing nothing,
but on the cellular level, I'm actually quite busy!"

[Scaramouche]

"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."

Eeeek!! Who made this up? It's great! From one of my favorite books/movies too! Yay! (Wow could I have used any more exclamation marks? Sheesh!)

[Caithdein]

AAAAAAARRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

please tell me which movie its from

this is driving me insane

i know it, i just can't remember it and its doing my head in

AAAAAAAAAATTTTTTGGGGGHHHHH, please, please, please, please, please, please, please just tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Crazy Wacker]

A wife is one who stands by a man in all the trouble he wouldn't have had if he hadn't married her.

Be frank and explicit with your lawyer...it is his business to confuse the issue afterwards.

If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: "I'm cheap!" TRUE!!

Facts are stubborn things.

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Arguing over the Internet is the same as winning the Special Olympics... Either way your still Retarded.

[KC]

[quote]Originally posted by The Crazy Wacker:
<strong>

Arguing over the Internet is the same as winning the Special Olympics... Either way your still Retarded.</strong><hr></blockquote>

BWAHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Love that one and truly applies to this board!

<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[Jester]" />

[Pa55w0rd]

[quote]

please tell me which movie its from

this is driving me insane

i know it, i just can't remember it and its doing my head in

<hr></blockquote>
the film is dune. the guy that said this was Piter de Vries and he was played by Brad Dourif and he was drinking safu. (brain drink)


one of my fave films and books also.
A.

[It]

Confucius says "Man running after car get very tired"


Confucius says "Man running through sliding door side ways at airport, going to Bangkok"


Confucius says "Man telling bad joke is getting close to being beaten with stick"

[Catlady]

Along the same lines:

ERROR:Mouse not detected. Spank cat? [y/n]

[shyHeidi]

[quote]Originally posted by Catlady:
<strong>Along the same lines:

ERROR:Mouse not detected. Spank cat? [y/n]</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hahaa! Like that one!

[Caithdein]

[quote]Originally posted by Pa55w0rd:
<strong>
the film is dune. the guy that said this was Piter de Vries and he was played by Brad Dourif and he was drinking safu. (brain drink)


one of my fave films and books also.
A.</strong><hr></blockquote>

HA - thanks I remember now! I should remember I have only watched it about 6 times and read all the books god knows how many times. Ah well I have been put out of my misery, cheers

[135711]

i am sorry, my meager greamlins cannot compete...

"apriorum une dictum daninci pisto done metallico vesto conelectrico plugitoiorium" - ovid

[135711]

which means, 'before you leap onto the piste, con ed will blast you with electricity in the planitorum"

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[Bebop and Rocksteady]

Go amnit, this stupi keyboar oesn't have any 's!