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Array You know you're getting older when you suddenly realize that you hate most popular music as much as your parents hated the rock music you listened to as a teenager. Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point. -
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Array You know you're getting older when you meet a very attractive young woman at a family gathering and find out she is your cousins grand-daughter!
(This really happened to me, and no I do not go to family reunions to meet women! ) Fail until you succeed!
Ka-riposte back atcha Purple!
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Array You know you are getting older when the clothes you wore as a child have been in and out of fashion at least once since then. "A well-instructed people alone can be permanently a free people" -- James Madison
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You know you're getting older when you click on "New Posts" and all you see is posts in the "Game Threads" forum, and that doesn't excite you. -
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Array You know that your are getting old when you realise that you own T shirts older than some of kids that you fence with. -
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Array You know you're getting older when you realise your boss was starting High School the year after you left. The Stalwart Panda
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You know you're getting old when you've been fencing longer than some of the kids at the club have been alive. "Life is like a wheel, where everyone steals, but when we rise, it's like Strawberry Fields." -
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Array You know you're getting older when you find yourself agreeing with something Inq says....... The Stalwart Panda
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Hi!
1. When you sit down to put on underwear.
2. When you shave/otherwise de-hair your ears.
3. When you realise that you could be parent to the other members in your fencing 3-person team.
4. When you go to PTA one time too many.
One time I found myself at training being #2 in age where many of the other could have been my children. OTOH, #1 in age at that very time could biologically have been my grandfather. Would have been tight, but yes, possible.
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Array When you finally realize that, "hey, my mom was right when she told me blah blah 10 years ago!" A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. -
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Array You know your'e old when you read this thread, and start thinking how true all of this is... "A well-instructed people alone can be permanently a free people" -- James Madison
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Array -When you hear someone call a remote control a "clicker", but they don't know why.
-When you give someone the universal "crank" sign for rolling down their window and they don't know what you mean. Fencing T-shirts available at Off-The-Piste Wear **New designs** including f.net themed designs for easy recognition of fellow f.netters at tournaments! -
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Array  Originally Posted by sabreur You know you're getting older when you suddenly realize that you hate most popular music as much as your parents hated the rock music you listened to as a teenager. In that case, I've always been old. -
You know when you're old:
1) when it takes you 2 days to recover from fencing PRACTICE.
2) you have more grey hair than you care to pluck.
3) kids tell you when they were born and you remembering toasting a beer (legally) to something or another.
4) you REMEMBER at least 4 different US presidents.
5) you used to play music on an 33 rpm LP, or a 45 SP (72's are too old for me).
6) you remember seeing the real Elvis on TV.
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Array When you not only remember the Vietnam war but were either in it or had the oportunity to go. Fail until you succeed!
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Array You know you're getting old when... the fall of the Berlin Wall was a significant emotional event in your adult life, and you realize there are lots of young adults who barely remember it... (or understand its significance). Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point. -
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Array When the first TV you can remember was Black and White. Fail until you succeed!
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Array You know you're getting old when you remember having to get up and walk over to the actual telly to change channels... -
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Array  Originally Posted by Morion When the first TV you can remember was Black and White. How about when the B/W was NEW and only 1 channel!!! Neighbors came over to watch too. Oh, and someone had to constantly mess with the antenna/rabbit ears. "Kleptomania. I have that but it's O.K.; I take something for it --Anonymous "I exercise religiously. I do one push-up and say, “Amen.” "Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!" "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati (When all else fails play dead)" — Possom Lodge Motto Similar Threads -
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