Stop the Press!

[Gav]

I don't know if this counts as a game but... please feel free to list your bizarre stories of the day here!

i'll kick things off:

Blind Driver admits driving without insurance

And also wears an offensive T-shirt!

[latenight]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...8K5G42G0.shtml

[akaiyuki]

Cop pretending to be a john runs into prostitute pretending to be a cop:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14962157/

Now you can cut to the front of the line at Six flags for all rides!
Find out how.

[Zilverzmurfen]

Cop pretending to be a john runs into prostitute pretending to be a cop: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14962157/

Reading this lead me to this weird incident ( ) which was linked at the bottom of that page.

[mifencer]

This is one of the most bizarrest stories I've heard in my industry:

http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/Issu...ture_full.html

[Zilverzmurfen]

This is one of the most bizarrest stories I've heard in my industry:

http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/Issu...ture_full.html

I'm a very liberal person, but that story is...disturbing!

[ThatReallyHurt]

I'm a very liberal person, but that story is...disturbing!

She left her job as a... psychologist?

[mifencer]

I couldn't even make up a story better than this! How would you like to be one of her patients? How about the mix of body fluids found on the sex toys!?!?!?!?!

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Aqua_volans]

I'm a very liberal person, but that story is...disturbing!

Agreed and seconded. It just leaves me wondering what the islamofascists holed up in iran would say if they even catch wind of it...

[Zilverzmurfen]

"Mad dogs and Englishmen". Or was it the other way around..?

[Zilverzmurfen]

This one is also a gem, hehe...

[scrapinpeg]

Sandwiches Rescued In 2-Vehicle Crash

Fri Nov 10, 10:35 AM ET



Several sandwiches escaped harm when they were involved in a two-vehicle crash on Friday, KPRC Local 2 reported.

Houston police said an Antone's sandwich truck rear-ended a car on the Northwest Freeway near Gessner Drive at about 3:15 a.m.

Officials said a woman stopped her vehicle in a moving lane of the freeway when she thought she had a flat tire. The sandwich truck ended up slamming into the back of her car.

Several po-boys in the sandwich truck flew around inside. A tow truck driver and the sandwich truck driver were able to salvage all of the sandwiches.

Police said the woman's car did not have a flat tire before the crash. She was ticketed for causing the accident and stopping in a moving lane.

No one was seriously injured.

[OROD]

Reading this lead me to this weird incident ( ) which was linked at the bottom of that page.

One has to wonder how Zz finds this stuff...

[JackOfHearts]

I wonder what our resident Jedi would think of this?

[Go? Fencing?]

*sigh* Do you know how many times this sort of thing has come up? It's not an organised religion, and not even a religion at all for some of us (like me) so it's really hard to make people take any of us seriously.

[scrapinpeg]

On cnn.com today:

Obesity a big problem in Africa
POSTED: 3:26 p.m. EST, November 29, 2006




It's good to know we finally defeated world hunger. But I guess some people have to complain about EVERYthing.

[scrapinpeg]

Great headline from CNN.com today:

Iranian TV Shows Captured UK Troops

Those must be some amazing TV shows. Our shows here in the US barely capture one's imagination, much less some actual combat troops!